This started out as being just another recap for week 10 along with breaking down all the trades we made. Well holy crap we made alot of trades. The time basically got away from me so here's my week 10 recap: Dan was really good, Jason continues to be really lucky, and I have no idea what Kirby and Titus are going to do week to week. Also, Tebow is awesome. Any questions? No? Good.
9/10/11
Pitz gets: Kellen Winslow, Peach's 6th round pick
Peach gets: Matt Cassel, Jared Cook, Pitz's 7th round pick
Fast forward to right now and the rights to Pitz's 7th round pick is the only thing still in possession of either of these two teams. With that being said, Pitz still wins. Week 1; Cassel and Cook combined for 8 points, week 2; Cassel was on the bench and Cook was dropped, and on week 3; both were dropped. Pitz atleast used Winslow and the draft pick in packages to help him get Tony Gonzalez and Steven Jackson. Not. Even. Close.
Winner: Pitz
9/19/11
Pitz gets: Nate Burleson, Hittners 9th round pick
Hittner gets: Dexter McCluster, Pitz 10th round pick
Ah memories. No, no, seriously guys Nate is gonna break out, look at the preseason rankings!!! Yea, and McCluster is going to have his chance to breakout in his new starting role (aka Pitz's two year prophecy). At the time, yes this made sense...but now I just don't care. I'll give it to Hittner because I can't give Pitz another win this soon (since I know another is coming). Plus AD did lose Jamaal Charles so I think he was in step 3 of grief, bargaining. "It's ok, Dexter will just fill the same role. He can be Jamaal. I know he can!"
Winner: Hittner
9/20/2011
Hittner gets: James Starks
Titus gets: Jordy Nelson
I'm not gonna lie. At the time I thought this was a no brainier for Hittner. Down the road Starks was gonna start getting more touches and Jordy was a #4 receiver. Now here we are two months later and its a no brainier. Jordy, Jordy, Jordy, Jordy.
Winner: Titus
9/27/2011
Peach gets: LeGarrette Blount
Pitz gets: Hakeem Nicks
Another at the time was a good move, but in the end...clear winner. LeGarrette struggled to get time with Tampa due to them constantly playing from behind and then had injury problems later (we'll get to that later). Nicks has had some injury problems as well, but overall has been a good complement for Pitz.
Winner: Pitz
9/28/2011
Larsen gets: Marques Colston, Hittner's 8th round pick
Hittner gets: Tony Romo, Larsen's 10th round pick
Lars and Tony never hit it off. He was mad at me for the trade that we made in the offseason (Romo for a 3rd rounder which became Santonio Holmes, which I can still surprisingly call a win), and had now fallen into a very comfortable relationship with Matthew Stafford. And yet I still look at this like it was just a terrible break up and Larsen jumped into bed with the first competent receiver he could find(yup, let your mind go there). Meanwhile Hittner has the best quarterback on his roster since he borrowed Aaron Rodgers for the playoffs last season and he got that by trading a waiver wire pick up. Hmmm, I don't think about this often, butmaybe that loan trade is the negative karma that killed his season, still don't know mine.
Winner: Hittner
10/10/2011
Jason gets: LeGarrette Blount, Peach's 4th rounder
Peach gets: Ryan Grant, Jason's 2nd round pick
WOW. I was originally just going to talk about how amazing it was that Jason even made a trade but I did not remember there being a second round pick involved in this. Fortunetly he only loses two rounds to Peach's 4th (actually much more if Jason stays in the #1 position that is a very early 2nd and Peach's would be a very late 4th). Add that to the reaction Jason made after Blount went down to injury when he yelled "I never needed to trade Ryan Grant". Yea, the same Ryan Grant who he cursed about having since day one. I never do these things fair, so when you say dumb things like that you don't win. And I'm still bitter about James Jones getting ONE reception for 9 yards to beat me and then going without a catch a week later.
Winner: Peach
10/11/2011
Death gets: Pitz's 2nd round pick, Peach's 6th round pick
Pitz gets: Steven Jackson, Death's 7th round pick
Steven has more then produced for Pitz, meaning that 2nd round pick stays higher. I will give Pitz the credit of picking up SJax at his lowest value, and making the trade before the running back craze happened. I also remember the story of how this trade happened. Me and Pitz were negotiating back and forth where I first asked for a 2nd rounder for SJax straight up. Pitz would counter offer and I would decline. Eventually Pitz offered the 2nd and 6th that were in the deal for my 7th and 10th along with SJax. I stared at the offer for awhile before I asked him to drop the 10th. Pitz agreed and next thing I know I got the 2nd rounder and jumped up a few spots from the 7th into the 6th. I can see this going either way, but due to the fact that I totally Bugs Bunny'd Pitz I'm giving myself the win.
Winner: Death
10/18/2011
Alec gets: Ahmad Bradshaw
Pitz gets: Alec's 1st round pick
So 7 days after Pitz and I have a pretty even trade for a stud running back for a second round pick, Alec loses his mind and gives up his 1st for a lesser running back. ALEC, COME ON MAN!!! Yes I'm more upset because I have a 2nd and not a 1st, but come on! Since the trade these numbers are; week 7 - Sjax (13.3), AB (bye); week 8 Sjax (31.1), AB (8.8), week 9 Sjax (14.2), AB (0), week 10 Sjax (13.1), AB (0 and on Alec's bench). Yea. Alec lost. Alec lost bad.
Winner: Pitz, because of how bad Alec lost
10/26/2011
Death gets: Chris Johnson, Philip Rivers, 2nd round pick (2012), 5th round pick (2013)
Dan gets: Drew Brees
That is quite the haul. Buying low on two players who in previous years have been top 5 at their position, along with two draft picks, one of which is a 2nd rounder, and its hard to argue against the bounty Death came away with. Then again when the other side of the deal is a player who is number 3 overall in scoring this season, who averages around 20 points a week, and has another full year left on his contract, well then maybe its not that hard to debate the two sides to the deal. The true winner will be decided over time, obviously waiting to see if CJ?K and Philip Rivers can return to form and if I don't completely botch the second round next year (totally possible), but with that being said I think the guy who puts himself in position to win now usually comes out ahead. God I love Drew.
Winner: Dan
10/26/2011
Titus gets: Maurice Jones-Drew, Hittners 12 round pick
Hittner gets: Joseph Addai, Titus 1st round pick, Titus 6th round pick
I don't know, I think I would rather have MJD over Addai. Oh! Draft picks. Good thing that 12 rounder came into play because I don't think this deal gets done without it. I'm picturing this deal going down with the parameters already set, AD gets the first rounder and Titus gets MJD. Then all of a sudden Titus asks Hittner to throw in the 12 rounder for good measure. This does not go over well with Hittner. He starts throwing things, he's yelling at his dog, he threatens to end the deal!!! Savvy Titus offers Hittner Joseph Addai, but all this does is anger the Hittner more!!! The Hittner doesn't care about players!!! More draft picks!!! Only then did the 6th rounder get involved in the deal, and that's the true story about how this deal came to be. Or Titus was just gonna drop Addai, I'm not sure. Ethier way I think Titus put himself in a good position to win now (always the idea), but a 1st and a 6th may stink a bit of concern for RunDMC. Good work selling high AD...and throwing tantrums. (Side bar, I completely see the hypocracy of me constantly ripping on Hittner for selling off his team, when I have been selling of my team just as long. I just stand by that I was NEVER 3-4 and in the hunt this season. Also would you really want me to use logic and deny you guys the character of obsessed with draft picks Hittner? NO! That would be like Eddie Murphy killing off Buckwheat. Nevermind.)
Winner: Hittner
10/28/2011
Will gets: Cedric Benson
Death gets: 3rd rounder
The 10/28 trades were not as fun as the 10/26. I remember going back and forth over the Brees deal, agreeing to it and then feeling sick to my stomach. It was nerve racking, and Dan felt the exact same way. Just as soon as I thought Dan and I had set a blockbuster that would send tremors throughout the league for years to come, AD and Titus complete a deal that makes my jaw drop. Then the trades of 10/28 happen. I'm not even gonna talk about this deal and I think the winner/loser makes perfect sense.
Winner: Death
10/28/2011
Dan gets: 4th round pick
Titus gets: Owen Daniels
Forgot all about this trade. Forgot all about Dan trying to trade Owen Daniels since week 3. Forgot all about how much of his draft Titus has already traded away. Forgot that Titus had been using Dustin Keller all year long. Forgot that Titus used one of his two first round picks on Dallas Clark. Forgot Dan had Rob Gronkowski....wait nobody forgot about that. Dan has the best tight end in the game (fantasy speaking). Traded a back up. Winner.
Winner: Dan
11/9/2011
Dan gets: Roddy White, Hittners 2nd rounder, Pitz's 10th round pick
Hittner gets: Eric Decker, 1st rounder, 7th rounder
I have no idea here.When the trade first happened Hittner asked me what I thought of the trade and my answer was, "I don't know". I still don't. At first I figured this was a steal for Dan. Trading back less then a full round to get a guy who is an elite wide receiver. Well then I learn that Decker has actually been better then Roddy White this year, but he is easily the most infuriating wide receiver in the game (trust me check out weeks I started him as oppose to weeks he was on the bench. If I start him he was negative, on my bench he puts up 20, I don't get it.). So, Hittner trades up and gets into the first round...again. I, just don't know. Guess that means that when you can't find a winner, you can't find a loser. Good trade boys, good trade.
Winner: Even
11/16/2011
Pitz gets: Tony Gonzalez, 10th round pick
Kirby gets: Kellen Winslow, 6th round pick
Isn't it funny how some players biggest role in our season is how they are involved in trades and not starting lineups? Kellen Winslow was a mainstay on the Tip Drill for most of the year but now turns into a far more consistent and reliable Tony G. In exchange Kirby gave up a back up tight end to move up 4 rounds in the draft. This is honestly one of the most even trades. I really don't have much else to go over with this one, but I can't do back to back evens can I? Screw it, I can.
Winner: Even
11/17/2011
Pitz gets: Tony Romo, Eric Decker, Death's 4th round pick
Death gets: Micheal Vick, Death's 7th round pick (from Pitz)
Hittner gets: Tim Tebow, Hakeem Nicks, Death's 5th round pick
Oh yea! This happened! Going over this deal all day more or less drained me from a mental stand point. Trying to find a deal to make two people happy is difficult enough, but three stubborn bastards? Well that just seems impossible. The funnies part about this deal to me is that it marks the 3rd time Tony Romo was traded, the second time Eric Decker, Micheal Vick and Hakeem Nicks have all been traded. We even had a twice traded draft pick in this deal. Guess it's fair to say nobody was overly committed to anyone in this deal. I love some key points of the trade for some of us. Pitz getting Romo for the rest of his playoff run (Vick had hurt ribs and nobody can win with Matt Hasselback) and Hittner getting a keeper and an extra draft pick. Fortunately I am in the head of Death so I understand what the end game of this trade was, but at first glance I'm going to say that for a team that already has Philip Rivers, trading that much for Vick doesn't make sense. All in all I think everyone did well but I'm getting tired of picking even.
So, who expected a lame three way joke in there? Happy to disappoint.
Winner: Hittner
11/17/2011
Death gets: 1st round pick
Jason gets: Micheal Vick, 11th round pick, 12th round pick
Endgame! Another deal I actually love (outside of my inclusion). In the end I traded a waiver wire pick up, a 4th and 5th round pick to get into t he first round again. Jason meanwhile gets a player whom he has coveted as much as he has hated Ryan Grant. It does put him at a bit of a predicament that he will not have a 1st or 2nd round pick, but he will have Vick for the rest of this season when Eli Manning has to start facing the tough part of his schedule. I wanna give myself the win, but I'll say the 11th and 12th rounders make it a push. (Yup! There is sarcasm!!!) Although this deal did finish up my trade deadline moves with two 1st rounders, three 2nd rounders, and two 3rd rounders. So many rookie running backs to waste them on! Jason, I'm just doing this because I feel i need to win something this year, since it sure hasn't been fantasy football matchups (and if there had been actual scoring we both would have gotten failing grades, but yours would have been just a fraction better then mine. NOT BITTER AT ALL!!!)
Winner: Death
11/18/2011
Stilt gets: Reggie Bush
Hittner gets: 6th round pick
Bravo to Stilt here. This would have been a perfect opportunity for Hittner to jack up the asking price for a red hot Reggie Bush to a desperate team trying to make the playoffs who couldn't field a starting running back for his match-up. Which I honestly believe he did. I have no idea how the bargaining went, but this deal comes across as even or maybe even a bit towards Stilt. So, when the hell did Stilt talk to anyone? How did he make this trade happen? Did Hittner contact him? Is Stilt much savvier then we/I give him credit for? There were a lot of trades that surprised me this season, and yet somehow this one manages to be towards the top of my list. The top of my list was the Bradshaw deal. I hate Alec.
Winner: Stiltner
WOW! Ok that was alot. Atleast it felt like it to me, hopefully it didn't for you, the reader, because that would mean I'm doing a terrible job...at more then just fielding a competitive team. I don't know what stage it is when you start using humor to cope with your loss (the entire season in my case) but I'm there now (I'm calling it acceptance. HOORAY ACCEPTANCE!!!). Anyway there is no shot in hell that I am going to do the whole trade breakdown and then do team by team recaps. I don't get paid enough for that kind of madness, and besides it will basically be week 14 by the time I finish. So here's a few one hitter quitters before I wrap this up.
Jason - Call him lucky and he goes and bitch-slaps the whole league. Guy makes trades and wins now. There you go Jason, I complemented you, now expect your whole season to fall apart.
Pitz - As pointed out to me today, Pitz has not clenched a playoff spot yet. Could Pitz actually not make the playoffs? Do you still get GM of the year award if that happens?
Dan - Ok, we would all feel alot better if Micheal Bush would come back to reality. This is just uncalled for.
Titus - Titus would feel alot better then all of us if Micheal Bush would come back to reality, and RunDMC would start playing again.
Alec - No AllDay, and a must win game against Will. SO EXCITING!!! Atleast he has Bradshaw for these type of situations (I fully plan on wearing out Alec the way I tried to wear out Jason and Lars about not taking Forte. Seriously you assholes, why would you not have drafted Forte???)
Stilt - I just played the guy and I have no idea who is on his team. Seriously. Middle of the pack is perfect for him. Ahhhhh. Right. He has Cam Newton. Now he's screaming out, OH BOY!!!
Lars - Wasn't he just 3rd? This playoff race is awesome (other then my absence of course, ACCEPTANCE). I like to think that he would still be in 3rd if not higher if he had Forte. How's Miles Austin's hammy working out?
Will - Yup, I like to think the plummet of this team is directly related to my endorsement. Ah well, considering he still hasn't paid his dues for this season I'd say its karma.
Kirby - He plays Titus this week. If both teams break 200 or neither breaks 10 I wouldn't be surprised. I'm most excited for this matchup.
Hittner - Fact. I like Tebow more then Hittner does. Fact. It is really fun rooting for Tebow when you have 0 invested in him.
Peach - Never would have expected this pesky sonofabitch to put up such a fight to avoid last place. It's become rather frustrating at this point. (Fun fact. When I just typed in sonofabitch as one word spell check had nothing to say about it. Basically, jumbotron is considered an incorrect word, but sonofabitch is perfectly normal word. Hmmm is Sawyer in charge of spell check?)
Death - My team is in last. I haven't talked about wrestling yet. Here, enjoy this nugget since I ABSOLUTELY SUCK!!!
Now I head to bed, remembering the terrifying words that were spoken over and over again in Ottawa Canada when Pitz and I went up there for the NHL draft; "WE HAVE ANOTHER TRADE!!!"
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Friday, November 11, 2011
Week 9 Recap
Busy week this week, so now I'm finally awake after my first post-surgery night of boozing and happy to report that the only thing that hurts is my head. I can't stress how amazing that feels. So as I rush to wrap this up so I can pound out TWO episodes of the league, don't think I'm not thinking of the poor folks who are sitting at their desk looking up reports of their fantasy team.
Let me help out some of you who were thinking to themselves "that Jacoby Ford was looking really good, what happened to him?" Well yes, he was looking amazing that's why I picked him up, so naturally I got his medical report...and yes its confirmed, hes dead. He got gangrene in his ankle and he will never play football again. Really? That's all for the intro, we are going for the record for shortest recap ever!!!
Wu Rule #1 - Jason - Sigh. This is what we've come to? Jason is in first? WHAT THE H? Atleast he dropped a 129 on Stilt this week for the win. We almost have to give him credit for that one. Of course it does help when Vincent Jackson goes for his second 30 point week of the season (guess whose pumped he only put up a 2 spot last night??? Pipe down Daniel Thomas and his hamstring are going to give you less. Damn. This season sucks. Wait is this talking in the 3rd and 4th person? Maybe, why don't you get back to talking about fantasy football. Ah, yea good point.) No surprise here, but LeSean McCoy had solid production (17.7), Witten took advantage of injured Miles Austin (13.1), and Eli had an amazing week as far as actual quarterbacking goes when he Tom Brady'd Tom Brady but you know what, his fantasy week was pretty good too (18.1). THe impressive move of the week though was Jason selecting the Arizona defense. Patrick Peterson had an amazing walk off 99 yard punt return, happens all the time no big deal, and Jason stashed away 18 points from a waiver wire d. That shit cray.
Just the Tip Drill - Pitz - So he gets cocky. Runs his mouth. Turns league against him. Loses to a 2-6 team. Sometimes these things just find a way to work themselves out. Also pointed out to me last week was that I mentioned Pitz in close to 50% of the team recaps, and he loved it!!! So in my effort to fully half ass this recap, were done here.
ZUnstoppableForce - Lars - I hate Lars after this week. I'll do most of my venting under my section, but I still have a few nuggets for him here. First something good finally happens to me this year because my quarterback committed the most turnovers, so I get to pick the weekly prize and of course the guy I'm playing gets it. That feels so much worse then a double whammy. It's like a, I don't know what it's like but it sucks. I mean the dude gets a touchdown against me and $10 at the same time. I stare to the gods and wonder why have thou forsaken me? I was in a good mood this morning so I'm just going to go to the next one. I really hate the people at the top this season.
Grundy Grabbers - Alec - A few weeks ago after I did the level of hotness blog Alec told me I wasn't giving him enough credit. I looked at him and said "I wrote that your team is so good that it's underrated and you will be in the playoffs" he told me that wasn't enough. I don't know if that is just good confidence, or a 5-4 team's own delusion. The realism is that this team controls its own destiny. Two more wins should lock up his place in the post season festivities, and they shouldn't have my team to worry about knocking them out again (I'm just taking it when I can get it at this point, don't judge). Little foreshadowing, I am very excited to talk about Alec next week in my trade deadline recap special.
Grundle Stains - Titus - The loser of the Grundle bowl. This team without RunDMC and Megatron reminds me of what Will's team is like without Aaron Rodgers. Remember how Titus had all those early picks and he seemed like a lock to be the best team this year? I kinda do, its just tough to sort through all the memories of his "Big Keeper Three". If you see Titus in the playoffs go find a way to take out RunDMC and/or Megatron (leave Ray Rice alone!!!) and I'd say you have a 89.65% chance of winning comfortably. Pan to Dan nodding sadistically.
Black Rice Act II - Dan - And the winner of RunDMC is on crutches award goes to.....DAN CLEMSON and his pick up of Micheal Bush. That really should be in next week's recap after his 30 point showcase last night, but he scored 18.9 points last week as well!!! If RunDMC is out for a long period of time this is easily the best pick up of the season. Easily. FACT IT IS 11:11 ON 11/11/11 AS I'M WRITING THIS RIGHT NOW. Does that mean Dan wins something? YES HE WON THE RUNDMC IS ON CRUTCHES AWARD!!! Add that to winning the league last year and I'm getting really sick of Dan. I planned on actually talking about his team but I just made myself jealous and I'm kinda ready to move on to teams outside of the playoff picture.
FreshPrincesofBelAir - Stilt - Now I don't know if this is true because I don't do any research before or during the creation of this blog, but I feel like Stilt is all over the standings whenever I write this. One week I think he was 3rd, one week he was 9th, this week 7th, next week he'll be 4th. Anyway his top scorers this week were Matt Ryan (22.00) and Ben Tate (17.5). Are you thinking what I'm thinking yet? Yea he got 22 from the guy we all knew was a terrible keeper, and 17 from a back up running back. I hate fantasy football. Next thing you're going to tell me is the guy who didn't bring anything paperwork or research to the draft is in first place. Wait.....
Rodgers Rejects - Will - 0-2 since his win against me and my kiss of death (no pun intended, but it does kinda work well) of me saying I'm rooting for him. At this rate he'll be right back in the top of the draft. Sorry buddy, but you shouldn't have beaten me. Of course he is playing Adam "I'm the guy who created the Titanic and put the iceberg in front of it because it wasn't the greatest ship ever made" Hittner. Of course when I get to AD I will continue to beat him down for his tankfest '11, but right now I wanna contemplate curses and karma. Will Hittner's revamped team since tanking started pull out another strong performance, or will my kiss of death to will be the stronger negative in the matchup? If Dan still wrote predictions I would like to think he'd take Hittner here.
corn on the kolb - Kirby - The enigma. His 8 scores; 76.86, 126.52, 66.8, 62.78, 105.58, 76.42, 66.66, 72.12, 110.34. Can you guess when Kirby got his 3 wins? Do you know who his 3 wins were agaisnt? Alec, Stilt and Pitz. Know who the 66.66 was against? Jason, who scored 69. Jason is due for some bad karma. He just is. Back to Kirby. He is the ONLY player in this league that I would expect to score 110, start his number one overall pick who is hurt and get a 0. He scored 110 with Peyton Hillis starting even though Hills has all but admitted he is done playing football this year. If you are in a must win at some point this season I suggest you stay clear of Kirby. Dude is like a landmine. I think one more team is being taken down by him before the season ends...but the rest of you will get to play a team that can't break 70. Good luck.
Do You Like Apples? - Hittner - So this is how I picture this and you can't convince me other wise. Hittner is in his basement, all lights are out except for the glow that comes from the laptop which he is staring at intently. His hands are holding each other with the two pointers pressed against his chin. He hasn't moved for 15 minutes. He knows there is something there, he just needs to find it. The riddle tugs at him like an abandoned child. Finally the hands move from the rested position on his chin. They open up to now cover his whole jaw and in a slow, relaxed motion he presses them upward attempting to release the tension that has taken over his exhausted face. A 10 page paper about physical mechanics of the human body he could do during half time of a game of Fifa. Analyzing his monthly budget never presented its self a challenge either. But this. This has become the Ali to his Frasier. Then it happens. The glow of the computer has changed. A repetitive flash has caught his eye. It's a message. "I need a WR. Interested?" YES! The opening he needed was there. Now it happens. Hittner figured it out. There is another way to make his team even worse this season. The deal gets made and the content gm gives himself 5 minutes and a glass of Crown Royal before he thinks to himself....can I sell high on Reggie Bush? He folds his hands and returns them to their rightful resting spot back on his chin.
Tebowing a Miracle - Death - I hate Lars. I hate that Rivers threw 2 TAINTS to his defense. I hate that Kevin Walter had one catch for 5 yards. I hate that Matt Cassel forgot John Baldwin was on his team. I hate that Daniel Thomas is the "power back" for Miami and yet hes more fragile then Jahvid. I hate that Jahvid may never play football again. I hate that I'm hearing Chris Ivory will get more touches. I hate Lars. I hate the Oakland defense who got me -2 points in a match up I lost by 5. I hate that I'm not wearing an awesome suit while I write this.
The Tolbert Report - Peach - Yup. This win makes me very uneasy. 90 plus points and he got a .6 from DJax. Crazy. 18.6 points from DeMarco Murray would normally make him the pick for best pick up this season, but outside of me and whoever is playing him nobody really cares about Peach. Cheers.
Big ups to Vets who got me off work today and to quote the Rock "Put boots to asses" over all the years making us the most bad ass country in the world. Fuck Yea indeed.
Let me help out some of you who were thinking to themselves "that Jacoby Ford was looking really good, what happened to him?" Well yes, he was looking amazing that's why I picked him up, so naturally I got his medical report...and yes its confirmed, hes dead. He got gangrene in his ankle and he will never play football again. Really? That's all for the intro, we are going for the record for shortest recap ever!!!
Wu Rule #1 - Jason - Sigh. This is what we've come to? Jason is in first? WHAT THE H? Atleast he dropped a 129 on Stilt this week for the win. We almost have to give him credit for that one. Of course it does help when Vincent Jackson goes for his second 30 point week of the season (guess whose pumped he only put up a 2 spot last night??? Pipe down Daniel Thomas and his hamstring are going to give you less. Damn. This season sucks. Wait is this talking in the 3rd and 4th person? Maybe, why don't you get back to talking about fantasy football. Ah, yea good point.) No surprise here, but LeSean McCoy had solid production (17.7), Witten took advantage of injured Miles Austin (13.1), and Eli had an amazing week as far as actual quarterbacking goes when he Tom Brady'd Tom Brady but you know what, his fantasy week was pretty good too (18.1). THe impressive move of the week though was Jason selecting the Arizona defense. Patrick Peterson had an amazing walk off 99 yard punt return, happens all the time no big deal, and Jason stashed away 18 points from a waiver wire d. That shit cray.
Just the Tip Drill - Pitz - So he gets cocky. Runs his mouth. Turns league against him. Loses to a 2-6 team. Sometimes these things just find a way to work themselves out. Also pointed out to me last week was that I mentioned Pitz in close to 50% of the team recaps, and he loved it!!! So in my effort to fully half ass this recap, were done here.
ZUnstoppableForce - Lars - I hate Lars after this week. I'll do most of my venting under my section, but I still have a few nuggets for him here. First something good finally happens to me this year because my quarterback committed the most turnovers, so I get to pick the weekly prize and of course the guy I'm playing gets it. That feels so much worse then a double whammy. It's like a, I don't know what it's like but it sucks. I mean the dude gets a touchdown against me and $10 at the same time. I stare to the gods and wonder why have thou forsaken me? I was in a good mood this morning so I'm just going to go to the next one. I really hate the people at the top this season.
Grundy Grabbers - Alec - A few weeks ago after I did the level of hotness blog Alec told me I wasn't giving him enough credit. I looked at him and said "I wrote that your team is so good that it's underrated and you will be in the playoffs" he told me that wasn't enough. I don't know if that is just good confidence, or a 5-4 team's own delusion. The realism is that this team controls its own destiny. Two more wins should lock up his place in the post season festivities, and they shouldn't have my team to worry about knocking them out again (I'm just taking it when I can get it at this point, don't judge). Little foreshadowing, I am very excited to talk about Alec next week in my trade deadline recap special.
Grundle Stains - Titus - The loser of the Grundle bowl. This team without RunDMC and Megatron reminds me of what Will's team is like without Aaron Rodgers. Remember how Titus had all those early picks and he seemed like a lock to be the best team this year? I kinda do, its just tough to sort through all the memories of his "Big Keeper Three". If you see Titus in the playoffs go find a way to take out RunDMC and/or Megatron (leave Ray Rice alone!!!) and I'd say you have a 89.65% chance of winning comfortably. Pan to Dan nodding sadistically.
Black Rice Act II - Dan - And the winner of RunDMC is on crutches award goes to.....DAN CLEMSON and his pick up of Micheal Bush. That really should be in next week's recap after his 30 point showcase last night, but he scored 18.9 points last week as well!!! If RunDMC is out for a long period of time this is easily the best pick up of the season. Easily. FACT IT IS 11:11 ON 11/11/11 AS I'M WRITING THIS RIGHT NOW. Does that mean Dan wins something? YES HE WON THE RUNDMC IS ON CRUTCHES AWARD!!! Add that to winning the league last year and I'm getting really sick of Dan. I planned on actually talking about his team but I just made myself jealous and I'm kinda ready to move on to teams outside of the playoff picture.
FreshPrincesofBelAir - Stilt - Now I don't know if this is true because I don't do any research before or during the creation of this blog, but I feel like Stilt is all over the standings whenever I write this. One week I think he was 3rd, one week he was 9th, this week 7th, next week he'll be 4th. Anyway his top scorers this week were Matt Ryan (22.00) and Ben Tate (17.5). Are you thinking what I'm thinking yet? Yea he got 22 from the guy we all knew was a terrible keeper, and 17 from a back up running back. I hate fantasy football. Next thing you're going to tell me is the guy who didn't bring anything paperwork or research to the draft is in first place. Wait.....
Rodgers Rejects - Will - 0-2 since his win against me and my kiss of death (no pun intended, but it does kinda work well) of me saying I'm rooting for him. At this rate he'll be right back in the top of the draft. Sorry buddy, but you shouldn't have beaten me. Of course he is playing Adam "I'm the guy who created the Titanic and put the iceberg in front of it because it wasn't the greatest ship ever made" Hittner. Of course when I get to AD I will continue to beat him down for his tankfest '11, but right now I wanna contemplate curses and karma. Will Hittner's revamped team since tanking started pull out another strong performance, or will my kiss of death to will be the stronger negative in the matchup? If Dan still wrote predictions I would like to think he'd take Hittner here.
corn on the kolb - Kirby - The enigma. His 8 scores; 76.86, 126.52, 66.8, 62.78, 105.58, 76.42, 66.66, 72.12, 110.34. Can you guess when Kirby got his 3 wins? Do you know who his 3 wins were agaisnt? Alec, Stilt and Pitz. Know who the 66.66 was against? Jason, who scored 69. Jason is due for some bad karma. He just is. Back to Kirby. He is the ONLY player in this league that I would expect to score 110, start his number one overall pick who is hurt and get a 0. He scored 110 with Peyton Hillis starting even though Hills has all but admitted he is done playing football this year. If you are in a must win at some point this season I suggest you stay clear of Kirby. Dude is like a landmine. I think one more team is being taken down by him before the season ends...but the rest of you will get to play a team that can't break 70. Good luck.
Do You Like Apples? - Hittner - So this is how I picture this and you can't convince me other wise. Hittner is in his basement, all lights are out except for the glow that comes from the laptop which he is staring at intently. His hands are holding each other with the two pointers pressed against his chin. He hasn't moved for 15 minutes. He knows there is something there, he just needs to find it. The riddle tugs at him like an abandoned child. Finally the hands move from the rested position on his chin. They open up to now cover his whole jaw and in a slow, relaxed motion he presses them upward attempting to release the tension that has taken over his exhausted face. A 10 page paper about physical mechanics of the human body he could do during half time of a game of Fifa. Analyzing his monthly budget never presented its self a challenge either. But this. This has become the Ali to his Frasier. Then it happens. The glow of the computer has changed. A repetitive flash has caught his eye. It's a message. "I need a WR. Interested?" YES! The opening he needed was there. Now it happens. Hittner figured it out. There is another way to make his team even worse this season. The deal gets made and the content gm gives himself 5 minutes and a glass of Crown Royal before he thinks to himself....can I sell high on Reggie Bush? He folds his hands and returns them to their rightful resting spot back on his chin.
Tebowing a Miracle - Death - I hate Lars. I hate that Rivers threw 2 TAINTS to his defense. I hate that Kevin Walter had one catch for 5 yards. I hate that Matt Cassel forgot John Baldwin was on his team. I hate that Daniel Thomas is the "power back" for Miami and yet hes more fragile then Jahvid. I hate that Jahvid may never play football again. I hate that I'm hearing Chris Ivory will get more touches. I hate Lars. I hate the Oakland defense who got me -2 points in a match up I lost by 5. I hate that I'm not wearing an awesome suit while I write this.
The Tolbert Report - Peach - Yup. This win makes me very uneasy. 90 plus points and he got a .6 from DJax. Crazy. 18.6 points from DeMarco Murray would normally make him the pick for best pick up this season, but outside of me and whoever is playing him nobody really cares about Peach. Cheers.
Big ups to Vets who got me off work today and to quote the Rock "Put boots to asses" over all the years making us the most bad ass country in the world. Fuck Yea indeed.
Thursday, November 3, 2011
Week 8 Recap
According to Wikipedia a ghoul is "a folkloric monster associated with graveyards and consuming human flesh". I don't have a follow up to that. Just one of those things I was thinking about since yesterday was Halloween and of course its a like of Charlie's, and Sunny clips has become a reoccurring thing here lately. I also brought it up because its a great intro to some ramblings about potential Halloween ideas for this blog that I've decided would be stupid and am not going to dive into.
First I was contemplating making it based on how scary the upsets were this week, only problems was there wasn't any. Kinda hard to talk about how abnormal, spooky happenings take place the week of Halloween when everything worked as if there was no Mike Myers (the guy from Halloween, not the guy from the Love Guru...although the latter might be more terrifying). After that idea failed (and I'm kinda glad since I'm not sure how I was going to be able to drag that out) I started thinking about what are characteristics of Halloween that we could use for comparison purposes. For example Pitz could be a king sized candy bar that you get from the rich house that you had to go to when you went trick or treating, and Peach would be the rock that Charlie Brown got at every house when he went out trick or treating.
Ok side bar before I get back to the lecture at hand, why do all those kids treat Chuck Brown like shit every holiday? He gets rocks at Halloween, called a block head every time he sees a classmate, and doesn't even get respect from his dog. For fucksake at Christmas time they called him a failure because he bought a small tree because he saw character in it. What was the rest the cast doing while he was gone? Singing and dancing!!! This "blockhead" wrote a whole script, designed the sets, and was directing the worst collection of egos since the 2003 Lakers. Oh yea, hes in elementary school. So yea he came back with a tiny tree, maybe it was for artistic direction, but did any of those bitches think about that? Nope fucking sluts were too worried about their naturally curly red hair. And finally that bitch Lucy. What a sick whore. First she charges him a dime (which apparently used to be a lot of money) for psychiatric help, but she jingles the money right in front of him and then offers no assistance other then crushing his self esteem. Then as we all know she promises to let him kick the football but always pulls it away at the last second. Really? Really? What you cant let the guy kick the ball once? What did he ever do to you? I'd bet shes amongst the kids who wouldn't let the Trix Rabbit or Lucky the Leprechaun have their cereal that they are the damn spokes person for. Kids are mean man.
Ok main bar. I nixed that idea because I feel like I do that all the time, and I'll probably rehash that idea for Thanksgiving again. I decided to go with talking about random Halloween things that I find interesting and see how much space I can fill. Of course my fourth idea was to go back and see what I wrote about this time last year, but I had already finished 3 paragraphs and decided that that idea wasn't going to work. Anyway a point for Halloween definitely goes to the slutty outfits girls wear. Yes I know exactly how cliche that sounds right about now but hear me out. I never fully appreciated it until this Sunday at the Ravens game when I could not stop staring at the cheerleaders in the second half. I mean I see these girls all the time when I'm there, and it's not like they have to wait till October 31 to wear little to no clothing. The epiphany I reached was that themed slutty is the best slutty ever. One chick was a slutty Ninja Turtle, and you know what? It worked. That makes no sense. Was it her purple mask that only covers her eyes, or the shell she was wearing on her back? I also know that I'm describing the possibility of there being a slutty hunchback, and on the right girl...it will be hot! Now lets be sure to cover the yin and the yang of this Holiday, and that's for every theme slutty there is a sloppy slutty. The sloppy slutty is not awesome, and usually is in form of a cat, or witch, or something else that's just as dumb (anyone see a hot Black Swan this year? Me either). Such a shame a few bad eggs go and have to ruin such a wonderful thing. Finally how did Halloween really come together? Did some guy want to see women scantly dressed, or was it all about the kids first? Which makes it really interesting when you think about how one developed into the other. Did some guy really want a holiday for kids to have fun and eat candy, but his bro just wanted chicks to just wear something other then those damn pilgrim outfits. I'm starting to go crossed now thinking which came first the pervert or the stranger with candy. Ok lets talk about football because this nonsense has gone on way too long.
Just The Tip Drill - Pitz - Annnnnd at the end of week 8 Pitz has become that guy. If you don't know what I'm talking about its because you haven't had a conversation with the guy about this league lately. He's becoming the guy that who was really poor, hit the lottery and is now just blowing all of his cash...while acting like he actually earned it. I mean of course he knew Fred Jackson was going to be in the discussing of MVP of the NFL this year. Of course none of us should be surprised that he has become this guy because lets be honest he always has been, its just his team is finally good enough for the ego to show through. This is the same guy who gave himself the gm of the year award last year. History lesson, he ended up with the #4 overall pick in the draft. In his defense he did make some good trades down the stretch to improve his team...but he was the same gm who drafted the shitty team in the first place. You don't get a plaque for tanking the draft. The one awesome thing this week was that this team has Steven Jackson, and I love a good Steven Jackson story. SJax basically put the Rams on his back, gave a whole speech to the team about no letting the game slip away and helped the Rams upset the New Orleans Saints. I love SJax and the 31 points he scored. Alec, wouldn't you have rather have gotten this guy for a first rounder??? I really hope St. Louis has a winning team in the near future.
Wu Rule #1 - Jason - Another week another win, but unlike our leader he has actually been quiet it about it...which is good cause he was surging up the list of "Guy We All Want To See Lose". Gotta give the guy credit (I mean as much credit as any manager in fantasy football deserves) this was a big win this week. Jason is currently tied for the #1 overall record in the league and just picked up a win on the #3 team, and both teams scored more then 70 points!!! Seriously! I looked it up and everything. Leading the way in the 95 point barrage was Shady McCoy who scored 32 points. Did you realize that McCoy is second in the NFL in rushing? I didn't even know he got any of these points from rushes. He is an Eagle right? They can't possibly run the ball. I'm so confused this year. Just make me go a little more cross-eyed lets talk about a pick up Jason made earlier this year that's paying dividends, Nate Washington. 15 points came from the wide receiver spot that Washington filled this week. Again, the Eagles are running the ball, the Ravens refuse to, Jason is paying attention, and cats are getting along with dogs.
Grundle Stains - Titus - Here is just a fantastic strategy when picking bye week defenses, pick the team playing John Beck or Rex Grossman. Titus went ahead and got 25 points from the Buffalo Bills which was just a little icing on the giant cake which was ass whopping on Ryan Stiltner. Ray Rice (27.9) finally did some poaching of tds as oppose to having them vultured from him, Megatron was Megatron (18.5), and new toy MJD was good for 13.4. I think its fair to say everyone is hoping RunDMC is still hurt, because as annoying as Pitz is getting this guy will be 890,348 times worse.
ZUnstoppableForce - Lars - First 4 games of the season this team was 4-0, the last 4 games 1-3. I'm not really sure where to go with this next, I want to make fun of him and bring up how his season could be disappearing yada yada...but he plays me next. I'm fairly confident since I have the power of Tebow, but you know I can't run my mouth too much right now and not expect some negative karma. Hypothetically speaking though this team does not have an easy run down the stretch, even if they beat the Flying Tebows this weekend. His upcoming games are as follows; Death, Pitz, Dan, AD and Titus. If he goes 3-2 in that stretch he finishes 8-5 and should be safe...if he finishes 2-3 then hes in the abyss of 7-6 teams and who knows who comes out of that!!!
Grundy Grabbers - Alec - Fun fact from one half of our league statistician team; Alec's fantasy defense allows an average of over 100 points per match up. Fun fact #2 Alec is one of six teams who have more points against then scored. Of those six teams two have .500 record (Dan is the other), the other four all have losing records. Basically he is the anti-Jason. Just marinate on this for a second, he played the jv team that Hittner has decided to run out there now in his quest to finish just out of Beer Bitch range and had to deal with Reggie Bush putting up double digits as he ran for over100 yards. Yea Reggie Bush. Speaking of which how funny are those Pizza Hut commercials with Reggie Bush? The guys are bragging about drafting him in their fantasy league, but they never mention when they get him. Are they all excited because they got him in the 8th round? Is Reggie happy cause he even got drafted? Why can't those commercials feature another back like Fred Jackson, or Ryan Torain? Where is Lendale White when you need him?
FreshPrincesofBelAir - Stilt - What can I say here? His team has a decent week other then a few let downs, most noticeably Wes Welker, but he played a team that scored 134 points. I could go and breakdown this team but whats the point? 85 points didn't win, wasn't close, and no real good stories. So what I'm going to do instead is bring up a topic that I like to explore in this blog and talk about something that happened on Monday Night Raw. I have been watching wrestling for as long as I can remember, taking off for a year or two here and there, but like a battered wife with no self-respect I always come back more in love then before. Well Monday I saw something I had never seen before. On Monday the Muppets were the guest hosts and during a match between Jack Swagger and Santino Marella the loveable lab assistant Beaker INTERFERED IN A MATCH!!! It was awesome. I need more Muppets in my life. How can you go another day without wanting to see more of this guy?
Rodgers Rejects - Will - Last week I said I was rooting for Will, so of course he lost. Not only did he lose but he had a pretty lackluster performance from the majority of his team. Colt McCoy (13.64) was his leading scorer for crying out loud!!! I should rephrase that, Colt McCoy was the leading scorer of individual players, the majority of Will's points came from the upstart Cincinnati Bengal's defense, who benefited from the fact that Charlie Whitehurst has no idea how to play in the National Football League. I will once again come to defend Will though, since it's utterly unfair to assume that this team would be able to win when Aaron Rodgers was on a bye. I'm also not surprised he had to play Pitz this week, and me the week prior (remember, 80 yard bomb to Jennings who was WIDE OPEN!!!).
Black Rice Act II - Dan - I would be lying if I didn't get some satisfaction in Drew (12.66) having his worst game in 2 years while he played for a different team. It won't keep up, hes too damn good, but it was fun. What was interesting was that by Drew not being Drew we had a little bit of a game going into Sunday night between Dan and last place Chucky Peach. Fortunately for Dan Jeremy Maclin stepped up and put away a nice 11.4 day (I'll cover the rest of the match up at the bottom, unless I get tired of doing this and just quickly wrap it up). It is also kinda upsetting that Arian isn't a fluke. The guy put up 18.4 this year and has basically cemented himself as a top 5 pick in non keeper leagues for the next 3-5 years or so. Bastard.
Do You Like Apples? - AD - Damn! What amazing justice it would have been for Hittner to keep winning and then either just miss the playoffs or get smashed in round 1? He still loses by 6 if he replaces Delone Carter with MJD, but I'm going to pretend the math doesn't add up and that this was a win he should have had. Which brings me to an interesting point. Peach loved calling me out for selling my team, and I was winless at the time!!! Where is the AD hate Chuck? The only person that seems to be steaming about this is Pitz since he now is genuinely scared of Titus. Me? My feelings about it? Just one more team for me to leapfrog in my end of the season surge to running off 5 straight victories to make the playoffs (I actually have no idea if that gets me in or not, its just fun to have something to root for...AND I get to yell Tebow a lot), speaking of which...
Tebowing a Miracle - Death - Didn't forget about Kirby this week!!! So was this the week of the defense or what? I have already talked about Buffalo and Cincy for their 24 point effort, but that comes up right behind my boys from Detroit who gave me a hard 29 spot and basically lead me to victory this week. It was tough to enjoy my first week of CJ0k when I hear he started the game with 5 carries for 1 yard. I mean seriously there is no way hes this bad again, right? Right? RIIIIIGHT???? I miss Drew. Speaking of bad, have you seen any of the Tebow highlights? I think at one point he fumbles the ball in a throwing type motion and heaves the damn thing 30 yards backwards. Not good. Not good at all. Despite all that, he still outscored Drew Brees and Philip Rivers. Love me some Tebow. Lastly incase anyone looked at my team I want to talk about Montario Hardesty for a second. I picked this guy up a few weeks ago and stashed him on my roster waiting for him to breakout and start to get carries. Well thanks to injuries on my roster I start him on a week where Peyton Hillis (who Kirby/my opponent is starting) might not play. Boom! Hillis is wearing sweat pants on Sunday and Hardesty gets the start. That means Kirby will get a 0 and I get whatever Montario can do for me. What Montario does is carry the ball twice for 6 yards and tears his calf. ARE YOU SERIOUS BRO??? Now I won't complain too much because I got the win. But congrats Montario you have joined Eric Decker and Chad Ochocinco on my LIST!!!
corn on the kolb - Kirby - So, Victor Cruz...you're umm...hmmm...legit? Since getting regular playing time in week 3, Cruz has scored 23, 9.8, 20.4, 1.2, and 15.9. I think every team here would take that kind of production out of our wr2. The problem is here that other then Frank Gore (19.4) nobody else broke double digits (and he played a team that got 30 points out of a defense), and that formula usually results in a L for the week. I am wondering how Kirby plays out the rest of the season. With a match up with league leading Pitz on the horizon does he hold all his pieces or does Kirby become a seller before the Nov 18 trade deadline. So exciting, or not all...TBD.
The Tolbert Report - Peach - If I'm going into a Sunday Night game down 24 points with DeMarco Murray Dez Bryant, DeSean Jackson, and Philly's D, I'm feeling ok. I'm feeling really good when Philly's D is playing really well. I'm feeling less ok that Dallas is behind so much so they won't run the ball and can't get the ball to Dez. I'm feeling much worse when the lead is so big that Philly's big play receiver doesn't need to make big plays...and Romo still has no idea where Dez is lined up. I have Romo and Witten in another league and was down by about the same amount (with Bowe going on Monday Night...yes...I lost) and was so disgusted in the play of Dallas that I turned on the Walking Dead. No that was not a play on words to describe the Dallas team Sunday night, but I like where you were going with that. Anyway the Walking Dead was great, the game was awful, and I'm 3 weeks behind on Boardwalk Empire. Man...TV is really good now. Who needs the NBA?
That was me attempting to see how bitter I could make Peach while being subtle. Well its time to wrap this up just like Week 8, but before I go I was wondering if I could get some feedback. I mean yea you guys read it all the time, but you're kinda my friends so you might not always be open and honest about if this writing is good or not. So I'm going to turn this over to two guys who I know will give me what I'm looking for.
Waldorf, Statler...what did you think of the blog?
First I was contemplating making it based on how scary the upsets were this week, only problems was there wasn't any. Kinda hard to talk about how abnormal, spooky happenings take place the week of Halloween when everything worked as if there was no Mike Myers (the guy from Halloween, not the guy from the Love Guru...although the latter might be more terrifying). After that idea failed (and I'm kinda glad since I'm not sure how I was going to be able to drag that out) I started thinking about what are characteristics of Halloween that we could use for comparison purposes. For example Pitz could be a king sized candy bar that you get from the rich house that you had to go to when you went trick or treating, and Peach would be the rock that Charlie Brown got at every house when he went out trick or treating.
Ok side bar before I get back to the lecture at hand, why do all those kids treat Chuck Brown like shit every holiday? He gets rocks at Halloween, called a block head every time he sees a classmate, and doesn't even get respect from his dog. For fucksake at Christmas time they called him a failure because he bought a small tree because he saw character in it. What was the rest the cast doing while he was gone? Singing and dancing!!! This "blockhead" wrote a whole script, designed the sets, and was directing the worst collection of egos since the 2003 Lakers. Oh yea, hes in elementary school. So yea he came back with a tiny tree, maybe it was for artistic direction, but did any of those bitches think about that? Nope fucking sluts were too worried about their naturally curly red hair. And finally that bitch Lucy. What a sick whore. First she charges him a dime (which apparently used to be a lot of money) for psychiatric help, but she jingles the money right in front of him and then offers no assistance other then crushing his self esteem. Then as we all know she promises to let him kick the football but always pulls it away at the last second. Really? Really? What you cant let the guy kick the ball once? What did he ever do to you? I'd bet shes amongst the kids who wouldn't let the Trix Rabbit or Lucky the Leprechaun have their cereal that they are the damn spokes person for. Kids are mean man.
Ok main bar. I nixed that idea because I feel like I do that all the time, and I'll probably rehash that idea for Thanksgiving again. I decided to go with talking about random Halloween things that I find interesting and see how much space I can fill. Of course my fourth idea was to go back and see what I wrote about this time last year, but I had already finished 3 paragraphs and decided that that idea wasn't going to work. Anyway a point for Halloween definitely goes to the slutty outfits girls wear. Yes I know exactly how cliche that sounds right about now but hear me out. I never fully appreciated it until this Sunday at the Ravens game when I could not stop staring at the cheerleaders in the second half. I mean I see these girls all the time when I'm there, and it's not like they have to wait till October 31 to wear little to no clothing. The epiphany I reached was that themed slutty is the best slutty ever. One chick was a slutty Ninja Turtle, and you know what? It worked. That makes no sense. Was it her purple mask that only covers her eyes, or the shell she was wearing on her back? I also know that I'm describing the possibility of there being a slutty hunchback, and on the right girl...it will be hot! Now lets be sure to cover the yin and the yang of this Holiday, and that's for every theme slutty there is a sloppy slutty. The sloppy slutty is not awesome, and usually is in form of a cat, or witch, or something else that's just as dumb (anyone see a hot Black Swan this year? Me either). Such a shame a few bad eggs go and have to ruin such a wonderful thing. Finally how did Halloween really come together? Did some guy want to see women scantly dressed, or was it all about the kids first? Which makes it really interesting when you think about how one developed into the other. Did some guy really want a holiday for kids to have fun and eat candy, but his bro just wanted chicks to just wear something other then those damn pilgrim outfits. I'm starting to go crossed now thinking which came first the pervert or the stranger with candy. Ok lets talk about football because this nonsense has gone on way too long.
Just The Tip Drill - Pitz - Annnnnd at the end of week 8 Pitz has become that guy. If you don't know what I'm talking about its because you haven't had a conversation with the guy about this league lately. He's becoming the guy that who was really poor, hit the lottery and is now just blowing all of his cash...while acting like he actually earned it. I mean of course he knew Fred Jackson was going to be in the discussing of MVP of the NFL this year. Of course none of us should be surprised that he has become this guy because lets be honest he always has been, its just his team is finally good enough for the ego to show through. This is the same guy who gave himself the gm of the year award last year. History lesson, he ended up with the #4 overall pick in the draft. In his defense he did make some good trades down the stretch to improve his team...but he was the same gm who drafted the shitty team in the first place. You don't get a plaque for tanking the draft. The one awesome thing this week was that this team has Steven Jackson, and I love a good Steven Jackson story. SJax basically put the Rams on his back, gave a whole speech to the team about no letting the game slip away and helped the Rams upset the New Orleans Saints. I love SJax and the 31 points he scored. Alec, wouldn't you have rather have gotten this guy for a first rounder??? I really hope St. Louis has a winning team in the near future.
Wu Rule #1 - Jason - Another week another win, but unlike our leader he has actually been quiet it about it...which is good cause he was surging up the list of "Guy We All Want To See Lose". Gotta give the guy credit (I mean as much credit as any manager in fantasy football deserves) this was a big win this week. Jason is currently tied for the #1 overall record in the league and just picked up a win on the #3 team, and both teams scored more then 70 points!!! Seriously! I looked it up and everything. Leading the way in the 95 point barrage was Shady McCoy who scored 32 points. Did you realize that McCoy is second in the NFL in rushing? I didn't even know he got any of these points from rushes. He is an Eagle right? They can't possibly run the ball. I'm so confused this year. Just make me go a little more cross-eyed lets talk about a pick up Jason made earlier this year that's paying dividends, Nate Washington. 15 points came from the wide receiver spot that Washington filled this week. Again, the Eagles are running the ball, the Ravens refuse to, Jason is paying attention, and cats are getting along with dogs.
Grundle Stains - Titus - Here is just a fantastic strategy when picking bye week defenses, pick the team playing John Beck or Rex Grossman. Titus went ahead and got 25 points from the Buffalo Bills which was just a little icing on the giant cake which was ass whopping on Ryan Stiltner. Ray Rice (27.9) finally did some poaching of tds as oppose to having them vultured from him, Megatron was Megatron (18.5), and new toy MJD was good for 13.4. I think its fair to say everyone is hoping RunDMC is still hurt, because as annoying as Pitz is getting this guy will be 890,348 times worse.
ZUnstoppableForce - Lars - First 4 games of the season this team was 4-0, the last 4 games 1-3. I'm not really sure where to go with this next, I want to make fun of him and bring up how his season could be disappearing yada yada...but he plays me next. I'm fairly confident since I have the power of Tebow, but you know I can't run my mouth too much right now and not expect some negative karma. Hypothetically speaking though this team does not have an easy run down the stretch, even if they beat the Flying Tebows this weekend. His upcoming games are as follows; Death, Pitz, Dan, AD and Titus. If he goes 3-2 in that stretch he finishes 8-5 and should be safe...if he finishes 2-3 then hes in the abyss of 7-6 teams and who knows who comes out of that!!!
Grundy Grabbers - Alec - Fun fact from one half of our league statistician team; Alec's fantasy defense allows an average of over 100 points per match up. Fun fact #2 Alec is one of six teams who have more points against then scored. Of those six teams two have .500 record (Dan is the other), the other four all have losing records. Basically he is the anti-Jason. Just marinate on this for a second, he played the jv team that Hittner has decided to run out there now in his quest to finish just out of Beer Bitch range and had to deal with Reggie Bush putting up double digits as he ran for over100 yards. Yea Reggie Bush. Speaking of which how funny are those Pizza Hut commercials with Reggie Bush? The guys are bragging about drafting him in their fantasy league, but they never mention when they get him. Are they all excited because they got him in the 8th round? Is Reggie happy cause he even got drafted? Why can't those commercials feature another back like Fred Jackson, or Ryan Torain? Where is Lendale White when you need him?
FreshPrincesofBelAir - Stilt - What can I say here? His team has a decent week other then a few let downs, most noticeably Wes Welker, but he played a team that scored 134 points. I could go and breakdown this team but whats the point? 85 points didn't win, wasn't close, and no real good stories. So what I'm going to do instead is bring up a topic that I like to explore in this blog and talk about something that happened on Monday Night Raw. I have been watching wrestling for as long as I can remember, taking off for a year or two here and there, but like a battered wife with no self-respect I always come back more in love then before. Well Monday I saw something I had never seen before. On Monday the Muppets were the guest hosts and during a match between Jack Swagger and Santino Marella the loveable lab assistant Beaker INTERFERED IN A MATCH!!! It was awesome. I need more Muppets in my life. How can you go another day without wanting to see more of this guy?
Rodgers Rejects - Will - Last week I said I was rooting for Will, so of course he lost. Not only did he lose but he had a pretty lackluster performance from the majority of his team. Colt McCoy (13.64) was his leading scorer for crying out loud!!! I should rephrase that, Colt McCoy was the leading scorer of individual players, the majority of Will's points came from the upstart Cincinnati Bengal's defense, who benefited from the fact that Charlie Whitehurst has no idea how to play in the National Football League. I will once again come to defend Will though, since it's utterly unfair to assume that this team would be able to win when Aaron Rodgers was on a bye. I'm also not surprised he had to play Pitz this week, and me the week prior (remember, 80 yard bomb to Jennings who was WIDE OPEN!!!).
Black Rice Act II - Dan - I would be lying if I didn't get some satisfaction in Drew (12.66) having his worst game in 2 years while he played for a different team. It won't keep up, hes too damn good, but it was fun. What was interesting was that by Drew not being Drew we had a little bit of a game going into Sunday night between Dan and last place Chucky Peach. Fortunately for Dan Jeremy Maclin stepped up and put away a nice 11.4 day (I'll cover the rest of the match up at the bottom, unless I get tired of doing this and just quickly wrap it up). It is also kinda upsetting that Arian isn't a fluke. The guy put up 18.4 this year and has basically cemented himself as a top 5 pick in non keeper leagues for the next 3-5 years or so. Bastard.
Do You Like Apples? - AD - Damn! What amazing justice it would have been for Hittner to keep winning and then either just miss the playoffs or get smashed in round 1? He still loses by 6 if he replaces Delone Carter with MJD, but I'm going to pretend the math doesn't add up and that this was a win he should have had. Which brings me to an interesting point. Peach loved calling me out for selling my team, and I was winless at the time!!! Where is the AD hate Chuck? The only person that seems to be steaming about this is Pitz since he now is genuinely scared of Titus. Me? My feelings about it? Just one more team for me to leapfrog in my end of the season surge to running off 5 straight victories to make the playoffs (I actually have no idea if that gets me in or not, its just fun to have something to root for...AND I get to yell Tebow a lot), speaking of which...
Tebowing a Miracle - Death - Didn't forget about Kirby this week!!! So was this the week of the defense or what? I have already talked about Buffalo and Cincy for their 24 point effort, but that comes up right behind my boys from Detroit who gave me a hard 29 spot and basically lead me to victory this week. It was tough to enjoy my first week of CJ0k when I hear he started the game with 5 carries for 1 yard. I mean seriously there is no way hes this bad again, right? Right? RIIIIIGHT???? I miss Drew. Speaking of bad, have you seen any of the Tebow highlights? I think at one point he fumbles the ball in a throwing type motion and heaves the damn thing 30 yards backwards. Not good. Not good at all. Despite all that, he still outscored Drew Brees and Philip Rivers. Love me some Tebow. Lastly incase anyone looked at my team I want to talk about Montario Hardesty for a second. I picked this guy up a few weeks ago and stashed him on my roster waiting for him to breakout and start to get carries. Well thanks to injuries on my roster I start him on a week where Peyton Hillis (who Kirby/my opponent is starting) might not play. Boom! Hillis is wearing sweat pants on Sunday and Hardesty gets the start. That means Kirby will get a 0 and I get whatever Montario can do for me. What Montario does is carry the ball twice for 6 yards and tears his calf. ARE YOU SERIOUS BRO??? Now I won't complain too much because I got the win. But congrats Montario you have joined Eric Decker and Chad Ochocinco on my LIST!!!
corn on the kolb - Kirby - So, Victor Cruz...you're umm...hmmm...legit? Since getting regular playing time in week 3, Cruz has scored 23, 9.8, 20.4, 1.2, and 15.9. I think every team here would take that kind of production out of our wr2. The problem is here that other then Frank Gore (19.4) nobody else broke double digits (and he played a team that got 30 points out of a defense), and that formula usually results in a L for the week. I am wondering how Kirby plays out the rest of the season. With a match up with league leading Pitz on the horizon does he hold all his pieces or does Kirby become a seller before the Nov 18 trade deadline. So exciting, or not all...TBD.
The Tolbert Report - Peach - If I'm going into a Sunday Night game down 24 points with DeMarco Murray Dez Bryant, DeSean Jackson, and Philly's D, I'm feeling ok. I'm feeling really good when Philly's D is playing really well. I'm feeling less ok that Dallas is behind so much so they won't run the ball and can't get the ball to Dez. I'm feeling much worse when the lead is so big that Philly's big play receiver doesn't need to make big plays...and Romo still has no idea where Dez is lined up. I have Romo and Witten in another league and was down by about the same amount (with Bowe going on Monday Night...yes...I lost) and was so disgusted in the play of Dallas that I turned on the Walking Dead. No that was not a play on words to describe the Dallas team Sunday night, but I like where you were going with that. Anyway the Walking Dead was great, the game was awful, and I'm 3 weeks behind on Boardwalk Empire. Man...TV is really good now. Who needs the NBA?
That was me attempting to see how bitter I could make Peach while being subtle. Well its time to wrap this up just like Week 8, but before I go I was wondering if I could get some feedback. I mean yea you guys read it all the time, but you're kinda my friends so you might not always be open and honest about if this writing is good or not. So I'm going to turn this over to two guys who I know will give me what I'm looking for.
Waldorf, Statler...what did you think of the blog?
Friday, October 28, 2011
Week 7 Recap
Ok, I'm just going to wing it at this point. The past three hours have produced two of the biggest deals in our leagues young history. To recap the trades that just happened; Drew Brees went for Chris Johnson, Philip Rivers and two draft picks (2012 2nd and 2013 5th) while runningback Maurice Jones-Drew and a 12 rounder (obviously the clincher) went for 2 draft picks (1st and a 6th) and Joesph Addai. For those keeping track that is these two deals account for the #2, #7, #9, #20 and #41 draft picks in the first year draft. All but one player was a keeper and two of the four picks are in the first two rounds. I'm still not sure how to wrap my head around everything that went on today. I mean I might start busting out into tears when I see the first Drew Brees highlight. So now starts to beg the question what happens next? Titus and Dan have both made moves for this run. Alec snatched up Ahmad Bradshaw for the hefty tag of a first rounder. Jason grabbed the currently injured LeGarrette Blount. Did today put the pressure on the Pitz's, Lars', Will's, or Stilt's to make a move to upgrade? Of course you have to also wonder will anyone give anything for anyone on Peach's team??? Eh.....maybe it's time to move on.
Just the Tip Drill - Pitz - Really? Pitz was nervous about Monday Night? Please, we all knew the Ravens would lay a huge egg and Torrey Smith would end up with 3.2 points and the 5-1 Tip Drill would not have to worry about the 1-5 Report. Although lets just get something out there, this was definitely the least impressive 93 point performance I think ever. Look at the team; Hasselbeck goes for a solid 6.16 points, Brandon Marshall 6.10, Robbie Gould 6.00 annnnnd the dynamic duo of Brandon Pettigrew and Doug Baldwin combined for 3.10 points. How the hell did they end up with 93 plus? Well Mike Wallace and Curtis Painter scored 17 plus for the Drill. Before you freak out and say "Curtis Painter doesn't play for his team" I know he doesn't, but he also doesn't play for the Saints who he kept throwing the ball too. Technically I didn't watch any of the game (sorry Drew), it was WWE ppv night, Vengeance to be specific. Big Show and Mark Henry BROKE THE RING!!! Back from the sidebar of wrestling. Pitz got 13.3 points from his new toy Steven Jackson. Dan you can't wait to play with yours?....toy.....not penis....
Wu Rule #1 - Jason - Fact: the top 5 teams are either over or within 5 points of 700 except for one team. Fact: all but two teams have had at least 600 points scored against them. Fact: I have a cat now which makes it very difficult to work on blogs because she keeps biting me and I have to throw her across the room even though she comes back immediately almost like she enjoys being a boomerang. Anyway the relevance of the first two facts is that Jason has a total of 628 points. So close to the 700 the other dominant teams have. Who else is around the 628 points? Here's a list; Dan (3-4) 639, Death (1-6) 606, and Kirby (2-5) 581. As for the points against? Jason has had the lowest in the league at 556 and Pitz has the second lowest at 569. At least Pitz leads the league in scoring. Funny part is now that these stats are here and Jason may have to make a big move to up that scoring. Will he do it? Or will he be a huge.....remember when I mentioned my cat earlier? Full circle.
ZUnstoppableForce - Lars - ZUnstoppableForce lost. It was quite the barn burner too! 73-73. Not to take away from the closeness of victory, but come on two 500 teams can't crack 75? This is why I'm upset that I'm 1-6. Lars is hardly a Juggernaut. Stafford was held to 11 points, Q got a late td (we still lost) for a 10 spot, and the Burner was good for 12 to go with the 11 and 10 that now seem to be out of order. Other then those 3 nobody else scored above double digits. Even Beanie the Great was only worth 4 points!!! Well good job with the Colston trade Lars. His 21.8 points is the only reason you were even close. I'm wondering if this force is starting to slow down.
FreshPrincesofBelAir - Stilt - Big big win. Low low scores, but again big big win! The trick the rest of the way will be staying above 500 since there are so many teams lumped together in the middle. As of right now even Adam "I'm selling assets" Hittner is still in contention at 3-4. I think this will be difficult for Stilt to do as his team really isn't that good. I know we are in bye weeks right now, but Randall Cobb? Really? I mean I know I've been starting Eric Decker, but even he never scored -1.2 points before. Did you watch the Packers game? Aaron Rodgers was perfect up until the time he threw to Cobb and only hit him in the chest with nobody between him and the endzone... and Cobb dropped the ball. I honestly have no idea where this Randall Cobb hate came from. Kinda caught me off guard there. Well Stilt will have Wes Welker the rest of the year, now he just needs to find a way to heal Andre Johnson. What was he saying about "Gennings" again??? Side bar. Did you know Stilt missed the draft to have dinner with his girlfriends family? Why did I think he was working? How do we not give him more crap for this? It's like manlaw to get made fun of to no end for behavior like that. Also HIS TEAM IS WINNING!!! Karma is a fickle bitch.
Rodgers Rejects - Will - So Monday November 14 be glued to the tv when Green Bay plays the Vikings and just watch Aaron Rodgers play quarterback (see AD is playing Will that week so even his opponent will be rooting for Rodgers!!!). It's becoming as sick as watching Peyton in his prime and already seems prettier then Drew and Tommy. It's so sick because of how he goes 18 wide and passes the ball to 29 different receivers. Not even a hyperbole...ok maybe it was. He also doesn't throw incompletions (YOU HEAR ME RANDALL COBB!!!!). We came to the conclusion that the refs would just throw pass interference penalties whenever Rodgers didn't complete a pass because there is no way that something wasn't wrong for the pass not to get caught. I can't lie. This was a week I thought I had a shot. 2-5 here I come. But that 80 yard bomb to Jennings was like a kick in the nuts. Great defense Minny. It hurt so bad. Almost as bad as it would have hurt to watch Pierre Thomas and Jimmy Graham be dominant vrs the Colts as my poor Mark Ingram limped to the locker room, but again fortunately I was watching this. Big win for Will, well as big as a win verse me can be. He is someone I'm pulling for to make the playoffs.
Grundle Stains - Titus - Well this is awkward Mr. Playoff bound with Megatron and Ray Rice was the lowest score of the week and played a two win team. Just checking is -4 good from a defense??? This actually hurt recaping Titus this week. I have to see how great of a week Roethlisberger has, and how shitastic of a week Ray Rice (and the rest of the Ravens) had. Not much else to say about this team, but Dustin Keller and his 3.3 points outscored RunDMC (.7). Good to see that Titus might be the pendulum when it comes to standard deviation.
Grundy Grabbers - Alec - I kinda just want to write the recap for next week when Ahmad Bradshaw gets 75 total yards and Brandon Jacobs has 2 tds, but for now I will talk about Alec's win and how close he is to the playoffs. Mark Sanchez scored 20 plus and Marshawn Lynch scored 0. Percy Harvin had 2 and Steve Smith had just under 15. AllDay scored 23.5 and Reggie Wayne scored 3.6, both are keepers. This makes no sense. How did Alec's team score almost 125 points? AHHHH that cheeky gm picked up the Kansas City defense and got the 35 points that come with them this week. Bravo Kyle Boller. Bravo.
First or Last - Dan - "How do I say goodbye to what we had? The good times that made us laugh outweigh the bad. I thought we'd get to see forever, but forever's gone away. It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday. I don't know where this road is going to lead. All I know is where we've been, and what we've been through. If we get to see tomorrow I hope it's worth all the wait. It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday. And I'll take with me the memories to be my sunshine after the rain. It's so hard to say goodbye....to....yesterday."
- Boys II Men
Do You Like Apples? - 3-4 teams are funny. Dan traded two pro bowl players and two draft picks to win right now, Hittner is gutting his team. I guess if Jamaal isn't the MVP there is no reason to try to win. It is funny too that Hittner pulls out the win over Titus and Titus immediately walks over and says "hey man give me some first round talent". I really wanted to go in a different direction in this write up but other then insulting the guy one win out from being in the playoffs who is trading away his first ever draft pick I really don't have much its that whole end of the blog fatigue thing. Here's a few numbers to wrap it up. Romo - 14.6 BOOM! Llyod - 11.2 BOOM! Greene - 11.7 BOOM! Olsen - .4 BOOM!!! wait....no....
corn on the kolb - Kirby - EVERYTIME I finish doing Hittner I start thinking about what I'm going to write about my team. Am I the only one who forgets that Kirby is in this league sometimes? He's like Larsen 2010 2.0. Without looking I can only name 4 players on his team (A. Gates, D. Bowe, F. Gore, and J. Jones). Is Freeman even his qb? Am I going to feel like a dick if he beats me this weekend? Crap. Reverse karma and quick...ummm he scored 66 points this week. CRAP. He lost by 3 points. CRAP CRAP. Mason Crosby was the best player on his team....hrm....This works right?
Naginatas Like These - Death - This is the bad luck I'm going to blame on my season. Jahvid, Ingram and D. Thomas are all injured and only D. Thomas has a chance to play. Awesome. At least let me watch my boys. A week without Jahvid is like Kirby going a week with out some stupid online computer game (CRAP CRAP CRAP). Seriously this week sucked for me. Me and Santionio right now aren't really on speaking terms at the moment. Of course you know this locker room is in flux. Drew is gone, but hopefully Tebow can fix it!!!
Tolbert Report - Peach - You know times are tough when teams are wholesaling and the last place team has only made one trade, which is for a guy who is no longer on his team. This was heart breaking though for Peach. He really should have leapfrogged me with his win over the number one seeded team, but it just wasn't in the cards (seriously. FUCKING RAVENS man). Times were so tough for team Tolbert that he dropped the guy who had the chance to win (Torrey Smith) right after the week ended. He's on waivers now! Starter last week and now gone. Franchise in termoil...
Everyone there is a game 7 in the World Series tonight. Please watch. It's American damnit! Game 7's are the best thing ever. That and beer. So have beer, watch baseball, eat chips and get ready for Sunday, because starting Sunday, after all these trades its gonna feel like...
A WHOLE NEW WORLD!!!!
Yea that was a bad sign off....I'll work on it next week.
Just the Tip Drill - Pitz - Really? Pitz was nervous about Monday Night? Please, we all knew the Ravens would lay a huge egg and Torrey Smith would end up with 3.2 points and the 5-1 Tip Drill would not have to worry about the 1-5 Report. Although lets just get something out there, this was definitely the least impressive 93 point performance I think ever. Look at the team; Hasselbeck goes for a solid 6.16 points, Brandon Marshall 6.10, Robbie Gould 6.00 annnnnd the dynamic duo of Brandon Pettigrew and Doug Baldwin combined for 3.10 points. How the hell did they end up with 93 plus? Well Mike Wallace and Curtis Painter scored 17 plus for the Drill. Before you freak out and say "Curtis Painter doesn't play for his team" I know he doesn't, but he also doesn't play for the Saints who he kept throwing the ball too. Technically I didn't watch any of the game (sorry Drew), it was WWE ppv night, Vengeance to be specific. Big Show and Mark Henry BROKE THE RING!!! Back from the sidebar of wrestling. Pitz got 13.3 points from his new toy Steven Jackson. Dan you can't wait to play with yours?....toy.....not penis....
Wu Rule #1 - Jason - Fact: the top 5 teams are either over or within 5 points of 700 except for one team. Fact: all but two teams have had at least 600 points scored against them. Fact: I have a cat now which makes it very difficult to work on blogs because she keeps biting me and I have to throw her across the room even though she comes back immediately almost like she enjoys being a boomerang. Anyway the relevance of the first two facts is that Jason has a total of 628 points. So close to the 700 the other dominant teams have. Who else is around the 628 points? Here's a list; Dan (3-4) 639, Death (1-6) 606, and Kirby (2-5) 581. As for the points against? Jason has had the lowest in the league at 556 and Pitz has the second lowest at 569. At least Pitz leads the league in scoring. Funny part is now that these stats are here and Jason may have to make a big move to up that scoring. Will he do it? Or will he be a huge.....remember when I mentioned my cat earlier? Full circle.
ZUnstoppableForce - Lars - ZUnstoppableForce lost. It was quite the barn burner too! 73-73. Not to take away from the closeness of victory, but come on two 500 teams can't crack 75? This is why I'm upset that I'm 1-6. Lars is hardly a Juggernaut. Stafford was held to 11 points, Q got a late td (we still lost) for a 10 spot, and the Burner was good for 12 to go with the 11 and 10 that now seem to be out of order. Other then those 3 nobody else scored above double digits. Even Beanie the Great was only worth 4 points!!! Well good job with the Colston trade Lars. His 21.8 points is the only reason you were even close. I'm wondering if this force is starting to slow down.
FreshPrincesofBelAir - Stilt - Big big win. Low low scores, but again big big win! The trick the rest of the way will be staying above 500 since there are so many teams lumped together in the middle. As of right now even Adam "I'm selling assets" Hittner is still in contention at 3-4. I think this will be difficult for Stilt to do as his team really isn't that good. I know we are in bye weeks right now, but Randall Cobb? Really? I mean I know I've been starting Eric Decker, but even he never scored -1.2 points before. Did you watch the Packers game? Aaron Rodgers was perfect up until the time he threw to Cobb and only hit him in the chest with nobody between him and the endzone... and Cobb dropped the ball. I honestly have no idea where this Randall Cobb hate came from. Kinda caught me off guard there. Well Stilt will have Wes Welker the rest of the year, now he just needs to find a way to heal Andre Johnson. What was he saying about "Gennings" again??? Side bar. Did you know Stilt missed the draft to have dinner with his girlfriends family? Why did I think he was working? How do we not give him more crap for this? It's like manlaw to get made fun of to no end for behavior like that. Also HIS TEAM IS WINNING!!! Karma is a fickle bitch.
Rodgers Rejects - Will - So Monday November 14 be glued to the tv when Green Bay plays the Vikings and just watch Aaron Rodgers play quarterback (see AD is playing Will that week so even his opponent will be rooting for Rodgers!!!). It's becoming as sick as watching Peyton in his prime and already seems prettier then Drew and Tommy. It's so sick because of how he goes 18 wide and passes the ball to 29 different receivers. Not even a hyperbole...ok maybe it was. He also doesn't throw incompletions (YOU HEAR ME RANDALL COBB!!!!). We came to the conclusion that the refs would just throw pass interference penalties whenever Rodgers didn't complete a pass because there is no way that something wasn't wrong for the pass not to get caught. I can't lie. This was a week I thought I had a shot. 2-5 here I come. But that 80 yard bomb to Jennings was like a kick in the nuts. Great defense Minny. It hurt so bad. Almost as bad as it would have hurt to watch Pierre Thomas and Jimmy Graham be dominant vrs the Colts as my poor Mark Ingram limped to the locker room, but again fortunately I was watching this. Big win for Will, well as big as a win verse me can be. He is someone I'm pulling for to make the playoffs.
Grundle Stains - Titus - Well this is awkward Mr. Playoff bound with Megatron and Ray Rice was the lowest score of the week and played a two win team. Just checking is -4 good from a defense??? This actually hurt recaping Titus this week. I have to see how great of a week Roethlisberger has, and how shitastic of a week Ray Rice (and the rest of the Ravens) had. Not much else to say about this team, but Dustin Keller and his 3.3 points outscored RunDMC (.7). Good to see that Titus might be the pendulum when it comes to standard deviation.
Grundy Grabbers - Alec - I kinda just want to write the recap for next week when Ahmad Bradshaw gets 75 total yards and Brandon Jacobs has 2 tds, but for now I will talk about Alec's win and how close he is to the playoffs. Mark Sanchez scored 20 plus and Marshawn Lynch scored 0. Percy Harvin had 2 and Steve Smith had just under 15. AllDay scored 23.5 and Reggie Wayne scored 3.6, both are keepers. This makes no sense. How did Alec's team score almost 125 points? AHHHH that cheeky gm picked up the Kansas City defense and got the 35 points that come with them this week. Bravo Kyle Boller. Bravo.
First or Last - Dan - "How do I say goodbye to what we had? The good times that made us laugh outweigh the bad. I thought we'd get to see forever, but forever's gone away. It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday. I don't know where this road is going to lead. All I know is where we've been, and what we've been through. If we get to see tomorrow I hope it's worth all the wait. It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday. And I'll take with me the memories to be my sunshine after the rain. It's so hard to say goodbye....to....yesterday."
- Boys II Men
Do You Like Apples? - 3-4 teams are funny. Dan traded two pro bowl players and two draft picks to win right now, Hittner is gutting his team. I guess if Jamaal isn't the MVP there is no reason to try to win. It is funny too that Hittner pulls out the win over Titus and Titus immediately walks over and says "hey man give me some first round talent". I really wanted to go in a different direction in this write up but other then insulting the guy one win out from being in the playoffs who is trading away his first ever draft pick I really don't have much its that whole end of the blog fatigue thing. Here's a few numbers to wrap it up. Romo - 14.6 BOOM! Llyod - 11.2 BOOM! Greene - 11.7 BOOM! Olsen - .4 BOOM!!! wait....no....
corn on the kolb - Kirby - EVERYTIME I finish doing Hittner I start thinking about what I'm going to write about my team. Am I the only one who forgets that Kirby is in this league sometimes? He's like Larsen 2010 2.0. Without looking I can only name 4 players on his team (A. Gates, D. Bowe, F. Gore, and J. Jones). Is Freeman even his qb? Am I going to feel like a dick if he beats me this weekend? Crap. Reverse karma and quick...ummm he scored 66 points this week. CRAP. He lost by 3 points. CRAP CRAP. Mason Crosby was the best player on his team....hrm....This works right?
Naginatas Like These - Death - This is the bad luck I'm going to blame on my season. Jahvid, Ingram and D. Thomas are all injured and only D. Thomas has a chance to play. Awesome. At least let me watch my boys. A week without Jahvid is like Kirby going a week with out some stupid online computer game (CRAP CRAP CRAP). Seriously this week sucked for me. Me and Santionio right now aren't really on speaking terms at the moment. Of course you know this locker room is in flux. Drew is gone, but hopefully Tebow can fix it!!!
Tolbert Report - Peach - You know times are tough when teams are wholesaling and the last place team has only made one trade, which is for a guy who is no longer on his team. This was heart breaking though for Peach. He really should have leapfrogged me with his win over the number one seeded team, but it just wasn't in the cards (seriously. FUCKING RAVENS man). Times were so tough for team Tolbert that he dropped the guy who had the chance to win (Torrey Smith) right after the week ended. He's on waivers now! Starter last week and now gone. Franchise in termoil...
Everyone there is a game 7 in the World Series tonight. Please watch. It's American damnit! Game 7's are the best thing ever. That and beer. So have beer, watch baseball, eat chips and get ready for Sunday, because starting Sunday, after all these trades its gonna feel like...
A WHOLE NEW WORLD!!!!
Yea that was a bad sign off....I'll work on it next week.
Saturday, October 22, 2011
Week 6 Recap
Whatta week! Baltimore Marathon relay was this weekend and team Half-Fast kicked ass, (I forgot the stats exactly but Dan or AD can share) and we celebrated the was a kick ass relay team should. I got to watch Alec and Peach have deep meaningful conversations about the Redskins and Eagles (where we set a new record for amount of swear words used in a 3 hour period, seriously I think we made the Osbournes blush). I celebrate my birthday on Monday with 12 point from Santonio Holmes leading to my first victory. I get a birthday lunch at Abbey Burger where I had Kangaroo with mushroom and provolone, and finally I had surgery for the removal of my Gall Bladder. Ok maybe the last one isn't quite as good, but I got my first win!!! Coming in last place is bad enough, being beer bitch is far worse, getting the number one overall pick is great (Will and Greg Jennings nod approvingly), but to be 0-13 is that not the most embarrassing possible in this league? We are ruthless as it is (see exhibit A: Alec and Ahmad) but the possibility to have to hear about being the one team to NEVER record a win, unbearable. Can't you picture 15 years from now after I win my first league (thanks to an incredible run from Jahvid best in his last season in the NFL playing for the Ravens, it actually clenched us the #1 seed in the AFC!!!) I try to celebrate and talk some trash only to get 11 emails from 11 angry fantasy players reminding me about how in 2011 I wasn't able to win one game? I just felt sick in my stomach...even with my gall bladder in a trash can somewhere in Saint Agnes Hospital. Anyway I'm about to pop some more pills which make the world spin like my ceiling used to Freshman year at Towson, so lets just make this a character piece this week and break down the teams.
Just the Tip Drill - Peach - To score 132 points you need a great effort from your defense. Pitz got a goose egg. So much for winning with defense. Fred Jackson continues to be the best thing to happen to fantasy owners this year as he put up another 20 plus point day. The highlight for the Tip Drill had to be Ahmad Bradshaw's 31 point performance which lead to Alec offering his first round pick for next year. Talk about selling high! With Alec currently at 2-4 if his luck doesn't turn around Pitz will go into the off-season with 4 (atleast) potential keepers, a top 6 pick and another first rounder to boot. Will this become a dynasty? Or will Pitz fall back to his terrible drafting? Wait am I really fast forwarding to the end of next season? Slow it down kid, slow it down.
ZUnstoppableForce - Lars - Well that's how you bounce back after a loss. Lars only scored 74 last week leading to his first defeat of the season and it would appear he decided that it taste like stale Twizzlers marinated in vinegar wrapped in aged cabbage. Lars came back and scored 117 points thanks to 12 from his defense (seriously Pitz, what the H???). "The Burner" is coming back to be the first round draft pick Lars invisioned last year as he has scored 11 points or more in all but one game this season (3 weeks has been over 20), and with 20 and 17 points respectfully Stafford and Colston are coming across as good moves on Lars' part. This win is even more impressive because it was legit, as in Beanie Wells didn't score 78 points, and Miles Austin was a modest 7.4 points. Lars may actually be good....
Wu Rule #1 - Jason - Back in week 3 Jason lost to an explosive Grundle Stained team (wordage appropriately chosen) and he knew he had to make a move. The time had come. Along came Peach who had a interest in getting the bane of Jason's fantasy existence, Ryan Grant. Jason upgraded at running back and got Lagarette Blount. Well Blount got passed and someone dropped it. Had to put it out. Jason makes one trade, his guy gets hurt, and he told me the other night this is why he doesn't trade. That's how gun shy he is now. He actually had the balls to say to me "I didn't have to trade Ryan Grant". Yup, the guy he has hated since he first saw his roster. Only thing Jason had going for him was that he immediately realized his mistake in rooting against me and has since tried to get the fantasy gods back on his side. I don't know what or who Jason has sacrificed, but the gods are thankful.
Grundle Stains - Titus - I just looked at Megatron and said to myself "wow, he only had 11.2 points". That's the level Megatron is. Only quarterbacks are at that level. Ethier way Titus isn't fun to write about. Ray Rice (16.10), RunDMC (15.3) and Megatron. Rinse wash and repeat. I don't know how else to write about this team, but you make a hell of a third leg.
FreshPrincesofBelAir - Stilt - 3-3 right now gets you in fifth place. I started out thinking "Wow, Stilt has been secretly good this season." Then you have to look at the 3-3 record and realize that nothing is settled this year. Other then the top 3 I think we could see 3 different teams end up in the playoffs. Gonna be a very interesting season. Oh crap ummm Stilt...hmmm...he lost....and Mendenhall scored 1/3 of his points.
Rodgers Rejects- Will - I know he doesn't say much or ever as far as talking trash goes, but he wanted to win this week. A loss to Jason is arguably the hardest loss for Will to take. It was a clever idea for Will to pick "best wide receiver" this week, since he has Greg Jennings of course. Ironically Jennings only scored 8.2 points, his worst point total of the season. On the positive side two receivers were better then Jennings; one AJ Green (11.1) and the correctly drafted Jimmy Graham (12.4). But back to the negative side he still lost to Jason and is the second 3-3 team to be in the playoff hunt.
First or Last - Dan - So upon our arrival from St. Louis my plan was to write a blog 100% dedicated to a story about Dan in St. Louis, so I'll try to do it justice a few weeks later. We are leaving a Hooter's knock off called Show-Me's to head towards the stadium. The crew of the 6 of us (Jason was in the bathroom leaving us to pay for his food and consequently making us late to see the National Anthem, we still haven't forgiven him) start heading towards the Ed Rodgers Center and are walking through tailgates. Some are Rams some are Ravens, pretty sure everyone in STL was more worried about the Cardinals/Cubs then their young up and coming NFL team. One particular tailgate featured some a group of young male Rams fans who felt passionate about their team (probably the only 7 in the city who do). The Alpha of this group stepped forward wearing a backwards hat and a blue Chris Long #72 jersey (I'm kinda assuming, just run with it). This young man proved to be a knowledgeable fan of the NFL because he asked us all in a condescending fashion "Hey, remember when Kenny Britt went off for over 150 yards on you guys last week?". Fortunately we had a knowledgeable NFL fan with us. Dan hardly lets the young man finish before asking him in a similar manner "Hey, remember when you won a game?". Now I don't really know what happened next. The Rams fan may have been trying his best to actually remember that glorious day when he last tasted victory, or he did have a comment but we were just too busy celebrating Dan's comment. Either way no words will ever do this exchange justice. It was the best comeback I have ever heard in my life, and I don't expect it to be over taken in a very very long time. Anyway he lost to Titus this week.
Grundy Grabbers - Alec - So 66 points is not good. In fact it may appear to drive people to desperate measures. Alec hit his panic switch (heh) and traded away his first rounder for Ahmad Bradshaw. I have 3 feelings about this move. First AD's analogy nailed it " Its like were all out at the bar, the pickings are slim, but were pretty good and drunk...suddenly we hear "last call!" And look around, and Alec decides to go all in on a wookie (bradshaw)...while some of us have just accepted going home alone this evening". Second I do respect the deal Alec made. He went all in on this season. He felt his team is good enough to contend so he made a move that should put him in position to do so. Third, I'm pretty pissed to know I could have gotten a first rounder for Steven Jackson. That was the most eventful thing Alec did this week. Other then half the conversations we had on Sunday that I just can't remember for the life of me.
corn on the kolb - Kirby - I don't like Kirby's new gig. He is becoming as boring as Lars is. He has the third least amount of points scored this year, nobody knows the last time he won a game, and he has to play Jason this week without Frank Gore. If I were a betting man, and I obviously am, I would bet against Kirby this week.
Do You Like Apples - Hittner - Love that this game was actually exciting. Two of the three lowest scores of the week came from this game...and it was intense!!! Going into the Monday Night Game Hittner needed 4 points from the under achieving Shonne Green against the terrible Miami Dolphins. Shonne took his sweet time dragging it out until late in the game before locking up the win with 7.7 points. Had AD lost this game he would be in a three way tie for worst record in the league, and Stilt would have a stronger lock on the playoffs. Just have to remember that in IDP...ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!!
Naginatas Like These - Death - OOOOOOH snap! Guess whose not in last??? Me bitches! Peach also has to go against Pitz this weekend so I'm thinking I won't be in last for two straight weeks!!! Once again I have to stress the importance of winning this week for me. You have to avoid the implication of going 0-13. Ok I just wanted to link that one after seeing all of Dan's Sunny clips last week. The thing I have going this week is that I think I'm going to have a bet going with Will. If I win he has to start paying me rent again. What do you think?
The Tolbert Report - Peach - Well that was a bit of a dagger. Peach's team actually comes to play, second highest point total this season, and comes away with a last second loss at the hands of Santonio Holmes and the Naginatas Like These. Hey atleast the Iggles didn't lose to the Skins right???
Ok well on that note I'm gonna wrap this up. My quote of the week will come at the end of this clip from the league. I'ts an old Taco Japanese work of wisdom...
Just the Tip Drill - Peach - To score 132 points you need a great effort from your defense. Pitz got a goose egg. So much for winning with defense. Fred Jackson continues to be the best thing to happen to fantasy owners this year as he put up another 20 plus point day. The highlight for the Tip Drill had to be Ahmad Bradshaw's 31 point performance which lead to Alec offering his first round pick for next year. Talk about selling high! With Alec currently at 2-4 if his luck doesn't turn around Pitz will go into the off-season with 4 (atleast) potential keepers, a top 6 pick and another first rounder to boot. Will this become a dynasty? Or will Pitz fall back to his terrible drafting? Wait am I really fast forwarding to the end of next season? Slow it down kid, slow it down.
ZUnstoppableForce - Lars - Well that's how you bounce back after a loss. Lars only scored 74 last week leading to his first defeat of the season and it would appear he decided that it taste like stale Twizzlers marinated in vinegar wrapped in aged cabbage. Lars came back and scored 117 points thanks to 12 from his defense (seriously Pitz, what the H???). "The Burner" is coming back to be the first round draft pick Lars invisioned last year as he has scored 11 points or more in all but one game this season (3 weeks has been over 20), and with 20 and 17 points respectfully Stafford and Colston are coming across as good moves on Lars' part. This win is even more impressive because it was legit, as in Beanie Wells didn't score 78 points, and Miles Austin was a modest 7.4 points. Lars may actually be good....
Wu Rule #1 - Jason - Back in week 3 Jason lost to an explosive Grundle Stained team (wordage appropriately chosen) and he knew he had to make a move. The time had come. Along came Peach who had a interest in getting the bane of Jason's fantasy existence, Ryan Grant. Jason upgraded at running back and got Lagarette Blount. Well Blount got passed and someone dropped it. Had to put it out. Jason makes one trade, his guy gets hurt, and he told me the other night this is why he doesn't trade. That's how gun shy he is now. He actually had the balls to say to me "I didn't have to trade Ryan Grant". Yup, the guy he has hated since he first saw his roster. Only thing Jason had going for him was that he immediately realized his mistake in rooting against me and has since tried to get the fantasy gods back on his side. I don't know what or who Jason has sacrificed, but the gods are thankful.
Grundle Stains - Titus - I just looked at Megatron and said to myself "wow, he only had 11.2 points". That's the level Megatron is. Only quarterbacks are at that level. Ethier way Titus isn't fun to write about. Ray Rice (16.10), RunDMC (15.3) and Megatron. Rinse wash and repeat. I don't know how else to write about this team, but you make a hell of a third leg.
FreshPrincesofBelAir - Stilt - 3-3 right now gets you in fifth place. I started out thinking "Wow, Stilt has been secretly good this season." Then you have to look at the 3-3 record and realize that nothing is settled this year. Other then the top 3 I think we could see 3 different teams end up in the playoffs. Gonna be a very interesting season. Oh crap ummm Stilt...hmmm...he lost....and Mendenhall scored 1/3 of his points.
Rodgers Rejects- Will - I know he doesn't say much or ever as far as talking trash goes, but he wanted to win this week. A loss to Jason is arguably the hardest loss for Will to take. It was a clever idea for Will to pick "best wide receiver" this week, since he has Greg Jennings of course. Ironically Jennings only scored 8.2 points, his worst point total of the season. On the positive side two receivers were better then Jennings; one AJ Green (11.1) and the correctly drafted Jimmy Graham (12.4). But back to the negative side he still lost to Jason and is the second 3-3 team to be in the playoff hunt.
First or Last - Dan - So upon our arrival from St. Louis my plan was to write a blog 100% dedicated to a story about Dan in St. Louis, so I'll try to do it justice a few weeks later. We are leaving a Hooter's knock off called Show-Me's to head towards the stadium. The crew of the 6 of us (Jason was in the bathroom leaving us to pay for his food and consequently making us late to see the National Anthem, we still haven't forgiven him) start heading towards the Ed Rodgers Center and are walking through tailgates. Some are Rams some are Ravens, pretty sure everyone in STL was more worried about the Cardinals/Cubs then their young up and coming NFL team. One particular tailgate featured some a group of young male Rams fans who felt passionate about their team (probably the only 7 in the city who do). The Alpha of this group stepped forward wearing a backwards hat and a blue Chris Long #72 jersey (I'm kinda assuming, just run with it). This young man proved to be a knowledgeable fan of the NFL because he asked us all in a condescending fashion "Hey, remember when Kenny Britt went off for over 150 yards on you guys last week?". Fortunately we had a knowledgeable NFL fan with us. Dan hardly lets the young man finish before asking him in a similar manner "Hey, remember when you won a game?". Now I don't really know what happened next. The Rams fan may have been trying his best to actually remember that glorious day when he last tasted victory, or he did have a comment but we were just too busy celebrating Dan's comment. Either way no words will ever do this exchange justice. It was the best comeback I have ever heard in my life, and I don't expect it to be over taken in a very very long time. Anyway he lost to Titus this week.
Grundy Grabbers - Alec - So 66 points is not good. In fact it may appear to drive people to desperate measures. Alec hit his panic switch (heh) and traded away his first rounder for Ahmad Bradshaw. I have 3 feelings about this move. First AD's analogy nailed it " Its like were all out at the bar, the pickings are slim, but were pretty good and drunk...suddenly we hear "last call!" And look around, and Alec decides to go all in on a wookie (bradshaw)...while some of us have just accepted going home alone this evening". Second I do respect the deal Alec made. He went all in on this season. He felt his team is good enough to contend so he made a move that should put him in position to do so. Third, I'm pretty pissed to know I could have gotten a first rounder for Steven Jackson. That was the most eventful thing Alec did this week. Other then half the conversations we had on Sunday that I just can't remember for the life of me.
corn on the kolb - Kirby - I don't like Kirby's new gig. He is becoming as boring as Lars is. He has the third least amount of points scored this year, nobody knows the last time he won a game, and he has to play Jason this week without Frank Gore. If I were a betting man, and I obviously am, I would bet against Kirby this week.
Do You Like Apples - Hittner - Love that this game was actually exciting. Two of the three lowest scores of the week came from this game...and it was intense!!! Going into the Monday Night Game Hittner needed 4 points from the under achieving Shonne Green against the terrible Miami Dolphins. Shonne took his sweet time dragging it out until late in the game before locking up the win with 7.7 points. Had AD lost this game he would be in a three way tie for worst record in the league, and Stilt would have a stronger lock on the playoffs. Just have to remember that in IDP...ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!!
Naginatas Like These - Death - OOOOOOH snap! Guess whose not in last??? Me bitches! Peach also has to go against Pitz this weekend so I'm thinking I won't be in last for two straight weeks!!! Once again I have to stress the importance of winning this week for me. You have to avoid the implication of going 0-13. Ok I just wanted to link that one after seeing all of Dan's Sunny clips last week. The thing I have going this week is that I think I'm going to have a bet going with Will. If I win he has to start paying me rent again. What do you think?
The Tolbert Report - Peach - Well that was a bit of a dagger. Peach's team actually comes to play, second highest point total this season, and comes away with a last second loss at the hands of Santonio Holmes and the Naginatas Like These. Hey atleast the Iggles didn't lose to the Skins right???
Ok well on that note I'm gonna wrap this up. My quote of the week will come at the end of this clip from the league. I'ts an old Taco Japanese work of wisdom...
Friday, October 14, 2011
Dan's Week 6 Predictions
And I present to you Dan and Denise....
Holy crap! We're in week 6 already, that's just under halfway through the regular season... I hate how quickly the fantasy season comes and goes, but the time we have with it... amazing. Alright I don't even know how I did last week.... 2-4, ehh, not having a great year. Let's just jump right in...
The Denise Richards is HOT Match-Up of the Week
Matthew Phillip Death vs Charles Barkley Peach
Yeah, if I don't know your middle name, I'm making one up. You may be asking yourself "Really Dan? 0-5 vs 1-4? This is our match-up of the week? Mmmm, Denise is hot... Wait, we have a Will v Jason game that should be more entertaining!". Yes, that is 100% true. But let's be honest, we'd all much rather see if the commish starts the season off 0-6, plus the trash talk has gotten me pumped for this one. Also, after this week there is an incredible chance we could see Death go 0-13. Let's hope Peach doesn't pull a Ravens performance from a few years ago and let the Dolphins get their 1 and only victory of the season. I will be hoping to see Matt get the W. Once he get's that win it will be a lot easier to sit around and talk FF again because right now I'm sure he's sick of hearing us complain about being 2-3 or 3-2, it has to be frustrating.
W - Death
L - Peach
Marc Frank Pitonzo vs Alec Abraham EshbachI'm not even going to bring numbers into this one, okay maybe a little. But this should be a game to watch. Alec has been a bit unlucky this year with match-ups. I literally have more then once looked at his roster, looked at his point total, and looked at his position in the league and have said out loud "Really? He's 2-3? REALLY?". I want to say it's early in the season, but I mean we're 5 games in. Time will tell if Alec ends up as the Kirby of last year. If there is a glimmer of hope, Hittner started out the season last year 3-3. With a win this week that will be Alec's record, if he loses he's 2-4 and, well, that's how Kirby started out last year. As for Pitz... he's good. It's great being on top and now I know how people felt about me last year.
W - Pitz
L - Alec
Ryan Patrick Kirby vs Michael Patrick Larsen
Battle of Ireland? And Baltimore? I'm pretty sure Larsen holds the theoretical "Baltimore Title Belt" please hold.... no it's Kirby!! He beat Alec in week 2 during the first Baltimore Title match. Either way this one is still a title game and a battle of who is the better one with the middle name of Patrick. This is still a young rivalry with only one meeting so far with Kirby coming away with the win. The bye weeks have hurt both of these teams which project this as a nail biter. Neither team has a player going after the afternoon games which means Kirby will either be passed out on the couch or betting on the ponies while Lars is forced sit on the couch and watch Alec scream at AP while holding back how he really feels.
W - Kirby
L - Lars
Arsenal vs Liverpool
Daniel Buckey Clemson III vs Adrian Suarez Lesher-Titus
Did you know the local (Baltimore) supporter clubs of Arsenal and Liverpool are meeting up to do a bar crawl for charity this weekend? That is how much ManU is hated. Two of the original "Big 4" are teaming up to support a ManU loss and I'm TOTALLY for it. I swear if any of you ever claim allegiance to the red devils I will teach your future kids to love your rival football team. That's right Alec enjoy a son that loves the Eagles. You too Pitz, only your daughter will grow up and marry Sidney Crosby. Any way, why are we running 26.2 miles when we can go on a bar crawl and hate ManU equally? If you can't find me at the 3rd hand off don't worry, I'm fine, I'm drunk somewhere chanting english football songs. As for our match-up... I've accepted defeat. This is one of those "if I win I'll let out a scream of glee" games.
W - Titus
L - Dan
William Brady Ray vs Jason Rat Pack
Combined these two are 7-3, last year at this time they were a combined 2-8. Anybody else think it's just luck and the two of them are starring at their fantasy rosters each week like a rubix cube trying to figure them out? Will owns the win from the last time these guys met which was a 9 point victory, 100-91. This time around Will is the projected winner 99-92. Are you kidding me? This is easy, it's the same match-up as last year. Side note: Both teams are looking solid this year, both looking like playoff contenders. The only thing I think I can accurately predict is that neither of these two will be serving the beers next year.
W - Will
L - Jason
Ryan Christoper Stiltner vs Adam Usain Hittner
Non-Bye week=Stilt all day long. Bye week=Hittner has a legitimate chance. Damn you Hittner, I had to get surgery to repair my rectum from the slaying Stilt put on me week 4. I guess I can't say much after last weeks 0.62 point win that left Hittner staring at the TV and yelling at the game clock after it hit zero. I avoided making a comment even until now to attempt an offering to the fantasy gods, I'll need all the help I can get this weekend. I don't really know what else to write about these two so I googled their names, we'll call this the "Google Match-Up of the Week". I found out that Stiltner is actually still in High School and is a wrestler at Grundy High (I can't make this stuff up). Makes since why he never has time for us. Senior year, SAT's, fuckin' social studies, Homecoming, and he's 0-2 so far this year on the mat. Adam Hittner - He apparently coaches track. Side note: He's one hell of a coach too. Helped me stay focused and motivated to get my first overall victory 2 weeks ago. No homo, thanks buddy.
W - Hittner
L - Stilt
All right that's it, see some of you this weekend.
Holy crap! We're in week 6 already, that's just under halfway through the regular season... I hate how quickly the fantasy season comes and goes, but the time we have with it... amazing. Alright I don't even know how I did last week.... 2-4, ehh, not having a great year. Let's just jump right in...
The Denise Richards is HOT Match-Up of the Week
Matthew Phillip Death vs Charles Barkley Peach
Yeah, if I don't know your middle name, I'm making one up. You may be asking yourself "Really Dan? 0-5 vs 1-4? This is our match-up of the week? Mmmm, Denise is hot... Wait, we have a Will v Jason game that should be more entertaining!". Yes, that is 100% true. But let's be honest, we'd all much rather see if the commish starts the season off 0-6, plus the trash talk has gotten me pumped for this one. Also, after this week there is an incredible chance we could see Death go 0-13. Let's hope Peach doesn't pull a Ravens performance from a few years ago and let the Dolphins get their 1 and only victory of the season. I will be hoping to see Matt get the W. Once he get's that win it will be a lot easier to sit around and talk FF again because right now I'm sure he's sick of hearing us complain about being 2-3 or 3-2, it has to be frustrating.
W - Death
L - Peach
Marc Frank Pitonzo vs Alec Abraham EshbachI'm not even going to bring numbers into this one, okay maybe a little. But this should be a game to watch. Alec has been a bit unlucky this year with match-ups. I literally have more then once looked at his roster, looked at his point total, and looked at his position in the league and have said out loud "Really? He's 2-3? REALLY?". I want to say it's early in the season, but I mean we're 5 games in. Time will tell if Alec ends up as the Kirby of last year. If there is a glimmer of hope, Hittner started out the season last year 3-3. With a win this week that will be Alec's record, if he loses he's 2-4 and, well, that's how Kirby started out last year. As for Pitz... he's good. It's great being on top and now I know how people felt about me last year.
W - Pitz
L - Alec
Ryan Patrick Kirby vs Michael Patrick Larsen
Battle of Ireland? And Baltimore? I'm pretty sure Larsen holds the theoretical "Baltimore Title Belt" please hold.... no it's Kirby!! He beat Alec in week 2 during the first Baltimore Title match. Either way this one is still a title game and a battle of who is the better one with the middle name of Patrick. This is still a young rivalry with only one meeting so far with Kirby coming away with the win. The bye weeks have hurt both of these teams which project this as a nail biter. Neither team has a player going after the afternoon games which means Kirby will either be passed out on the couch or betting on the ponies while Lars is forced sit on the couch and watch Alec scream at AP while holding back how he really feels.
W - Kirby
L - Lars
Arsenal vs Liverpool
Daniel Buckey Clemson III vs Adrian Suarez Lesher-Titus
Did you know the local (Baltimore) supporter clubs of Arsenal and Liverpool are meeting up to do a bar crawl for charity this weekend? That is how much ManU is hated. Two of the original "Big 4" are teaming up to support a ManU loss and I'm TOTALLY for it. I swear if any of you ever claim allegiance to the red devils I will teach your future kids to love your rival football team. That's right Alec enjoy a son that loves the Eagles. You too Pitz, only your daughter will grow up and marry Sidney Crosby. Any way, why are we running 26.2 miles when we can go on a bar crawl and hate ManU equally? If you can't find me at the 3rd hand off don't worry, I'm fine, I'm drunk somewhere chanting english football songs. As for our match-up... I've accepted defeat. This is one of those "if I win I'll let out a scream of glee" games.
W - Titus
L - Dan
William Brady Ray vs Jason Rat Pack
Combined these two are 7-3, last year at this time they were a combined 2-8. Anybody else think it's just luck and the two of them are starring at their fantasy rosters each week like a rubix cube trying to figure them out? Will owns the win from the last time these guys met which was a 9 point victory, 100-91. This time around Will is the projected winner 99-92. Are you kidding me? This is easy, it's the same match-up as last year. Side note: Both teams are looking solid this year, both looking like playoff contenders. The only thing I think I can accurately predict is that neither of these two will be serving the beers next year.
W - Will
L - Jason
Ryan Christoper Stiltner vs Adam Usain Hittner
Non-Bye week=Stilt all day long. Bye week=Hittner has a legitimate chance. Damn you Hittner, I had to get surgery to repair my rectum from the slaying Stilt put on me week 4. I guess I can't say much after last weeks 0.62 point win that left Hittner staring at the TV and yelling at the game clock after it hit zero. I avoided making a comment even until now to attempt an offering to the fantasy gods, I'll need all the help I can get this weekend. I don't really know what else to write about these two so I googled their names, we'll call this the "Google Match-Up of the Week". I found out that Stiltner is actually still in High School and is a wrestler at Grundy High (I can't make this stuff up). Makes since why he never has time for us. Senior year, SAT's, fuckin' social studies, Homecoming, and he's 0-2 so far this year on the mat. Adam Hittner - He apparently coaches track. Side note: He's one hell of a coach too. Helped me stay focused and motivated to get my first overall victory 2 weeks ago. No homo, thanks buddy.
W - Hittner
L - Stilt
All right that's it, see some of you this weekend.
Week 5 Recap
Death, Taxes and a Death loss. That sounds weird, but it does seem to be the only guarantee this season. Whats really been killing me too is that I've still been really busy at work so there hasn't been much time to dedicate to the blog and even when I do it's a reflection of how bad I've been losing this season. Sprinkle in some writers block and a week long bender and well you got yourself a craptastic blog cake (though a glass of Will Smith and Jason will be satisfied). So to help my sanity and hopefully your enjoyment I'm going to change up the way I write the blog (nothing too drastic, no real intro just straight into rankings). I do apologize guys. I fear change too.
Naginatas Like These - Death - "Girl who was hot when you were a kid but didn't really grow up the way you hoped" Award - First off I want to explain the new name. I was 0-4. I was willing to try anything....ANYTHING!!! So I changed my name and same result...damn. So yes i gave myself the "girl who was hot when you were a kid but didn't really grow up the way you hoped award", and I think it makes perfect sense. I drafted two rookies back to back to go with a second year unproven running back as a keeper. High risk, high reward. Ingram hasn't been awful, but he has not lived up to his first round draft selection, Daniel Thomas has yet to get a start from me thanks to the always questionable hamstring, but at-least Jahvid has now developed into a play each week type back. Anyway if this isn't making much sense I'll give you an example. My team is Topanga from "Boy Meets World". Her character was only suppose to be an extra, but she had such a great look they rewrote the story for too become Corey's main love interest! Maybe it was her name, maybe it was the character, maybe it was cause we all grew up with her, but we all hoped for more out of Topanga. Sadly we have this. Now she does look better if you see her now on whatever E! show she does....but nobody sees her on whatever E! show she does.
The Tolbert Report - Peach "Girl who was a cameo in the show you like and now you start to think cause im not famous you might have a shot" Award - So I have dedicated countless hours over the last 3 days to watch all of season 3 and catch up on season 4 of Fringe and one character caught my attention. Her name in the show is listed as Mona, but we all know her as "bug girl". I was all in she was slamming. Then it hit me. Why was she so hot, she seems like a normal girl. Ah ha there it is!!! She is obtainable! She isn't super famous and out of our league. She also did a show that I love giving her bonus points (since I would never be able to pull Agent Dunham). That's just what Peach is. He is settling into the realization that his pick of Manning will never be genius just as "bug girl" will never star in movies, and to all of us a win is pretty obtainable. Also see "Sexy Blue Striped Shirt Girl from Lost".
Side bar I am so screwed if I lose to him this week.
Second side bar I really couldn't think of another example. Saffron from Firefly is actually legit hot, and every extra/guest star from Entourage is basically slamming so that's out as well. I just saw "Jewelry Store Girl" on there and realized I can't open this can of worms. I could do a whole blog on just that. Wait.....what am I...OH FANTASY FOOTBALL!!! Ok. Got it. Getting on with it.
Do You Like Apples? - AD - "Girl is slutty hot" Award - Last year trades helped Hitter out. He gave "it" up and got good returns like Aaron Rodgers and Jeremy Maclin. This year he goes right back to swapping and exchanging with any partner he can find and the outcome has become kinda negative. He is so Jen! According to tabloids she doesn't have a last name anymore. Seriously though remember when she was America's sweetheart after Brad left her? Now she's running through Hollywood just trying to find love again....she is trying pretty hard. Ya know though...the similarities fit between Jen and AD, but she doesn't count as slutty hot...ah this is better. And this is even better. Excuse me while I go watch a Katy Perry video.
corn on the kolb - Kirby - "Girl who is hot because she is legitimately funny" Award - We all laugh every time Kirby does something in this league. Icing him at the draft, the way he doesn't really talk about anything football related in the email chains, the way he scores 126 points one week and then 67 the next. Everything is funny and that's why we keep him around, and why we like him a little more then we should. Yea he's Tina Fey and Anna Faris.You ever tell a girl that you find Tina Fey sexy? 64.89% of women will be upset with you. "Oh you're only saying that cause she's funny." Take a second think about it and tell her, "That's exactly it. So what's you're excuse for liking Dane Cook"? It's hot when a chick has a legit talent. Hearing Liz Lemon talk about Star Wars and mozzarella sticks make me wanna give her a great post-coitus snuggle. And maybe her movies are lame, but I do find myself laughing at Anna's over the top performances (I'm positive Alec disagrees). So Kirby, the quirky personality is why we love funny women. I don't care about you anymore.
Grundy Grabbers - Alec - "Girl who is so attractive that it actually makes her less hot" award - I may fail to make sense of this award, but I'm gonna give it my best shot. Alec has Tom Brady, Adrian Peterson, Steve Smith, Reggie Wayne, and Aaron Hernandez. That team is stacked!!! Tommy and All Day outscore people's entire teams some week! There is no way this team can lose. Wait...they're 2-3??? Yup. It's the exact opposite of the Charles Peach girl, this one is so hot that you know you will never, EVER have a shot. He's Gisele Bundchen, Jessica Alba, and Halle Berry all wrapped up in one. Talk to people about their "top 5" girls and a lot of the time these three are actually omitted! What? Why? Because it's too easy or cliche to pick them to be you're hottest girl. Either way these girls and the players on this team are stacked! We may remember this come playoff time.
First or Last - Dan - "Girl who was hot in the beginning but now can't quite live up to it" Award - This one hurts. I can't stress how much this isn't an insult! For short I'm calling this the Kelly Kapowski award. Starting to make sense yet? No? Ok. Dan wins year one and keeps Arian Foster and Chris Johnson. Currently he is in 7th place, one spot out of the playoffs, and is carrying a winning record. Didn't realize it did you? His bar has been set so high that none of these things seem to be enough. Just like poor Kelly Kapowski.
Kelly Kapowski shot us all into puberty. Kelly Kapowski was the first girl we ever loved. Kelly Kapowski is who we compare our wives and girl friends to, and they always will fail to live up to her. WHY DO YOU THINK I'M SINGLE??? And want to see modern day Kelly Kapowski? Uh yea. STILL HOT!!! She grew up great! Sadly if shes not in a Bayside High outfit we don't seem to fully appreciate it. Dan,
Kelly Kapowski....I understand.
I can't tell who things are going wrong for more, me or Jessie Spano? Remember kids caffeine pill addiction always leads to cult classic softcore porn movies. On to week 6!!!
Was Kelly Kapowski the most fun girl to look up? YUP!!!
Grundle Stains - Titus - "Girl is hot because she is athletic hot" - I'm basically giving this award to Megatron. Titus has Ray Rice and RunDMC yet all I think about is Megatron and all the crazy shit he can do. There is noone in the league more freakishly athletic then Megatron and that's why hes so damn appealing (in addition to the 20 plus points a week he provides). If Megatron was inconsitant, took plays off or just a little bit slower well he would be Mike Williams from USC, but hes not! Just like if Hope Solo wasn't a goalie for the US shed just be cute, but now shes slamming!!! I would include Lolo Jones in here, but she would be sexy even if she wasn't a world class hurdler.
Rodgers Rejects - Will - "Girl is hot so people will care" Award - We all know the stat. No team relies on one player as much as Will relies on Aaron Rodgers. One player basically makes or breaks this team....where, oh where did I see this before? Notice how there is 1:30 of nothing and then Brooklyn Decker comes out of the water in a yellow bikini and all of a sudden you start to consider seeing this crap movie? Yea that's how hot Brooklyn is, she can carry a garbage movie, any magazine, and even make Andy Roddick forget how to play tennis. Seriously why does he get all riled up during matches when he gets to smash this?
FreshPrincesofBelAir - Stilt - "Girl next door hot" Award - Let me do my best Dan imitation..."There is something about his golden hair, or the way he smiles, or how he makes me feel inside. I feel like a school boy in love every-time I can smell his enchanting musk. I just know that he's the one." - Actual entry from Dan Clemson's journal. Seriously though who doesn't like Stilt? He never talks trash, makes fun of himself and we all do wish he was around more. There is a comfort to him that does make you feel like he has always been there. Much like Natalie Portman and Alison Brie. These two ladies have the most wifey worth other then Kelly Kapowski. Hmmm fatigue is starting to set in might be time to get moving....
WuRule#1 - Jason - "Girl is going to fall apart" Award - As I'm typing this Jason traded his second round pick to Pitz for Brandon Marshall. Guess he has faith in Matt Moore. Look, Jason is 4-1 and won last week when he scored 76 points. He is talking trash, getting cocky, and thinks he can win with Eli, Mike Williams and "The Daily Show". I feel like this screams "Mean Girls". Basically this is his last moment of happiness before he goes all Lindsay Lohan and falls apart. Remember her in Mean Girls? Amazing! Then.....well this is how I picture Jason's end of the season. Welcome back to reality.
ZUnstoppableForce - Lars - "Girl I'm told is hot" Award - Ok remember a few years ago when Paris Hilton was a big deal? I never understood it. Ok one there was her talent level...non-existent, second was personality which didn't exist and "c" there was the fact that she was really good looking or so I was told by the media and really dumb people. I never got it. There are plenty of girls like this in Hollywood right now that we are suppose to believe is really sexy but really just played Carrie in Sex in the City (Ok I actually don't mean that one. I feel like Sarah Jessica Parker has been insulted so much that she is becoming attractive to me in a sympathetic way. Kinda like how we all felt for Will last year in the league. Boom!). The point is Larsen is riding the Matthew Stafford and Beanie Wells train, and hes freaking second in the league!!! I don't buy it. It wont last. Not saying he doesn't make the playoffs, but if he wins the league and I can't get a win I will then realize fantasy football is a coin flip and I will just make all of my picks hammered next year because it really doesn't matter.
Just the Tip Drill - Pitz - "Girl I would kill for hot" Award - I loved mine (wrong), Hittners (wrong) and Pitz's (ding!) draft this year. Adding Matt Forte, Freddie Jackson, and Hakeem Nicks to Mike Vick and Wallace and this team is looking solid. Hate to give the award to anyone but here goes. Pitz, you got Sloane buddy. Take care of her....
I know I left some hotties out, and I also know there were probably great examples I missed, and I know for a fact that I rambled and forgot what point I was trying to make more then once (side bar, Community/Sunny/The League was awesome last night I know I did my worst work when those were on). For that I am sorry, but it does totally open up the debating possibilities which will get us through this Friday on the eve of the Baltimore Marathon, which myself, Hittner, Titus and Dan will be competing in a 26.2 mile relay. Wish us luck and always remember the immortal words of Ice Cube:
"Life aint a track meet, its a marathon"
Naginatas Like These - Death - "Girl who was hot when you were a kid but didn't really grow up the way you hoped" Award - First off I want to explain the new name. I was 0-4. I was willing to try anything....ANYTHING!!! So I changed my name and same result...damn. So yes i gave myself the "girl who was hot when you were a kid but didn't really grow up the way you hoped award", and I think it makes perfect sense. I drafted two rookies back to back to go with a second year unproven running back as a keeper. High risk, high reward. Ingram hasn't been awful, but he has not lived up to his first round draft selection, Daniel Thomas has yet to get a start from me thanks to the always questionable hamstring, but at-least Jahvid has now developed into a play each week type back. Anyway if this isn't making much sense I'll give you an example. My team is Topanga from "Boy Meets World". Her character was only suppose to be an extra, but she had such a great look they rewrote the story for too become Corey's main love interest! Maybe it was her name, maybe it was the character, maybe it was cause we all grew up with her, but we all hoped for more out of Topanga. Sadly we have this. Now she does look better if you see her now on whatever E! show she does....but nobody sees her on whatever E! show she does.
The Tolbert Report - Peach "Girl who was a cameo in the show you like and now you start to think cause im not famous you might have a shot" Award - So I have dedicated countless hours over the last 3 days to watch all of season 3 and catch up on season 4 of Fringe and one character caught my attention. Her name in the show is listed as Mona, but we all know her as "bug girl". I was all in she was slamming. Then it hit me. Why was she so hot, she seems like a normal girl. Ah ha there it is!!! She is obtainable! She isn't super famous and out of our league. She also did a show that I love giving her bonus points (since I would never be able to pull Agent Dunham). That's just what Peach is. He is settling into the realization that his pick of Manning will never be genius just as "bug girl" will never star in movies, and to all of us a win is pretty obtainable. Also see "Sexy Blue Striped Shirt Girl from Lost".
Side bar I am so screwed if I lose to him this week.
Second side bar I really couldn't think of another example. Saffron from Firefly is actually legit hot, and every extra/guest star from Entourage is basically slamming so that's out as well. I just saw "Jewelry Store Girl" on there and realized I can't open this can of worms. I could do a whole blog on just that. Wait.....what am I...OH FANTASY FOOTBALL!!! Ok. Got it. Getting on with it.
Do You Like Apples? - AD - "Girl is slutty hot" Award - Last year trades helped Hitter out. He gave "it" up and got good returns like Aaron Rodgers and Jeremy Maclin. This year he goes right back to swapping and exchanging with any partner he can find and the outcome has become kinda negative. He is so Jen! According to tabloids she doesn't have a last name anymore. Seriously though remember when she was America's sweetheart after Brad left her? Now she's running through Hollywood just trying to find love again....she is trying pretty hard. Ya know though...the similarities fit between Jen and AD, but she doesn't count as slutty hot...ah this is better. And this is even better. Excuse me while I go watch a Katy Perry video.
corn on the kolb - Kirby - "Girl who is hot because she is legitimately funny" Award - We all laugh every time Kirby does something in this league. Icing him at the draft, the way he doesn't really talk about anything football related in the email chains, the way he scores 126 points one week and then 67 the next. Everything is funny and that's why we keep him around, and why we like him a little more then we should. Yea he's Tina Fey and Anna Faris.You ever tell a girl that you find Tina Fey sexy? 64.89% of women will be upset with you. "Oh you're only saying that cause she's funny." Take a second think about it and tell her, "That's exactly it. So what's you're excuse for liking Dane Cook"? It's hot when a chick has a legit talent. Hearing Liz Lemon talk about Star Wars and mozzarella sticks make me wanna give her a great post-coitus snuggle. And maybe her movies are lame, but I do find myself laughing at Anna's over the top performances (I'm positive Alec disagrees). So Kirby, the quirky personality is why we love funny women. I don't care about you anymore.
Grundy Grabbers - Alec - "Girl who is so attractive that it actually makes her less hot" award - I may fail to make sense of this award, but I'm gonna give it my best shot. Alec has Tom Brady, Adrian Peterson, Steve Smith, Reggie Wayne, and Aaron Hernandez. That team is stacked!!! Tommy and All Day outscore people's entire teams some week! There is no way this team can lose. Wait...they're 2-3??? Yup. It's the exact opposite of the Charles Peach girl, this one is so hot that you know you will never, EVER have a shot. He's Gisele Bundchen, Jessica Alba, and Halle Berry all wrapped up in one. Talk to people about their "top 5" girls and a lot of the time these three are actually omitted! What? Why? Because it's too easy or cliche to pick them to be you're hottest girl. Either way these girls and the players on this team are stacked! We may remember this come playoff time.
First or Last - Dan - "Girl who was hot in the beginning but now can't quite live up to it" Award - This one hurts. I can't stress how much this isn't an insult! For short I'm calling this the Kelly Kapowski award. Starting to make sense yet? No? Ok. Dan wins year one and keeps Arian Foster and Chris Johnson. Currently he is in 7th place, one spot out of the playoffs, and is carrying a winning record. Didn't realize it did you? His bar has been set so high that none of these things seem to be enough. Just like poor Kelly Kapowski.
Kelly Kapowski shot us all into puberty. Kelly Kapowski was the first girl we ever loved. Kelly Kapowski is who we compare our wives and girl friends to, and they always will fail to live up to her. WHY DO YOU THINK I'M SINGLE??? And want to see modern day Kelly Kapowski? Uh yea. STILL HOT!!! She grew up great! Sadly if shes not in a Bayside High outfit we don't seem to fully appreciate it. Dan,
Kelly Kapowski....I understand.
I can't tell who things are going wrong for more, me or Jessie Spano? Remember kids caffeine pill addiction always leads to cult classic softcore porn movies. On to week 6!!!
Was Kelly Kapowski the most fun girl to look up? YUP!!!
Grundle Stains - Titus - "Girl is hot because she is athletic hot" - I'm basically giving this award to Megatron. Titus has Ray Rice and RunDMC yet all I think about is Megatron and all the crazy shit he can do. There is noone in the league more freakishly athletic then Megatron and that's why hes so damn appealing (in addition to the 20 plus points a week he provides). If Megatron was inconsitant, took plays off or just a little bit slower well he would be Mike Williams from USC, but hes not! Just like if Hope Solo wasn't a goalie for the US shed just be cute, but now shes slamming!!! I would include Lolo Jones in here, but she would be sexy even if she wasn't a world class hurdler.
Rodgers Rejects - Will - "Girl is hot so people will care" Award - We all know the stat. No team relies on one player as much as Will relies on Aaron Rodgers. One player basically makes or breaks this team....where, oh where did I see this before? Notice how there is 1:30 of nothing and then Brooklyn Decker comes out of the water in a yellow bikini and all of a sudden you start to consider seeing this crap movie? Yea that's how hot Brooklyn is, she can carry a garbage movie, any magazine, and even make Andy Roddick forget how to play tennis. Seriously why does he get all riled up during matches when he gets to smash this?
FreshPrincesofBelAir - Stilt - "Girl next door hot" Award - Let me do my best Dan imitation..."There is something about his golden hair, or the way he smiles, or how he makes me feel inside. I feel like a school boy in love every-time I can smell his enchanting musk. I just know that he's the one." - Actual entry from Dan Clemson's journal. Seriously though who doesn't like Stilt? He never talks trash, makes fun of himself and we all do wish he was around more. There is a comfort to him that does make you feel like he has always been there. Much like Natalie Portman and Alison Brie. These two ladies have the most wifey worth other then Kelly Kapowski. Hmmm fatigue is starting to set in might be time to get moving....
WuRule#1 - Jason - "Girl is going to fall apart" Award - As I'm typing this Jason traded his second round pick to Pitz for Brandon Marshall. Guess he has faith in Matt Moore. Look, Jason is 4-1 and won last week when he scored 76 points. He is talking trash, getting cocky, and thinks he can win with Eli, Mike Williams and "The Daily Show". I feel like this screams "Mean Girls". Basically this is his last moment of happiness before he goes all Lindsay Lohan and falls apart. Remember her in Mean Girls? Amazing! Then.....well this is how I picture Jason's end of the season. Welcome back to reality.
ZUnstoppableForce - Lars - "Girl I'm told is hot" Award - Ok remember a few years ago when Paris Hilton was a big deal? I never understood it. Ok one there was her talent level...non-existent, second was personality which didn't exist and "c" there was the fact that she was really good looking or so I was told by the media and really dumb people. I never got it. There are plenty of girls like this in Hollywood right now that we are suppose to believe is really sexy but really just played Carrie in Sex in the City (Ok I actually don't mean that one. I feel like Sarah Jessica Parker has been insulted so much that she is becoming attractive to me in a sympathetic way. Kinda like how we all felt for Will last year in the league. Boom!). The point is Larsen is riding the Matthew Stafford and Beanie Wells train, and hes freaking second in the league!!! I don't buy it. It wont last. Not saying he doesn't make the playoffs, but if he wins the league and I can't get a win I will then realize fantasy football is a coin flip and I will just make all of my picks hammered next year because it really doesn't matter.
Just the Tip Drill - Pitz - "Girl I would kill for hot" Award - I loved mine (wrong), Hittners (wrong) and Pitz's (ding!) draft this year. Adding Matt Forte, Freddie Jackson, and Hakeem Nicks to Mike Vick and Wallace and this team is looking solid. Hate to give the award to anyone but here goes. Pitz, you got Sloane buddy. Take care of her....
I know I left some hotties out, and I also know there were probably great examples I missed, and I know for a fact that I rambled and forgot what point I was trying to make more then once (side bar, Community/Sunny/The League was awesome last night I know I did my worst work when those were on). For that I am sorry, but it does totally open up the debating possibilities which will get us through this Friday on the eve of the Baltimore Marathon, which myself, Hittner, Titus and Dan will be competing in a 26.2 mile relay. Wish us luck and always remember the immortal words of Ice Cube:
"Life aint a track meet, its a marathon"
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